Apr 22, 2019
modern au jacob constantly calls edward a "dumb blonde" anytime ed fucks something up and one day edward snaps and yells "so whats your fucking excuse for being dumb youre not even blonde"
#no shade blonde people#acs#jacob#ac4#edward#sometimes you fit the stereotype#edward is a dumb thicc blonde essentially a trophy wife#jacob is a dumb useless bisexual#assassins creed#i talk#shitpissin shitpostin#im not gonna ever get over calling edward a trophy wife#ive really ruined myself on that one#ah to correct my earlier tag#no not all blonde ppl are dumb#i had deted the tag about how i used to have platinum blonde hair and i obviously am a lil dumb#*deleted#not deted#but i forgot to delete that one#i still hate that my hair went from natural black natural platinum and now a dusty brown