i trip and fall and these doodles spill out of my pocket
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i trip and fall and these doodles spill out of my pocket
vee: he/her
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they invented eye-fucking
modern au jacob constantly calls edward a "dumb blonde" anytime ed fucks something up and one day edward snaps and yells "so whats your fucking excuse for being dumb youre not even blonde"
I went thru gacha game hell and the first and only time I got a mystery box for real life merch, I ended up getting a figurine of literal dog balls… like not even a whole dog just the tail and balls
So I feel immune to the popmart bullshit like labubus
Not quite immune to overconsumption in general, I’m working on that, but gambling for keychains and toys is now beyond my comprehension
“I can’t gamble I’d blow up the casino if I lost $5” Okay well being stuck with a physical reminder of losing my $5 would make me nuke the entire planet
I still have the dog balls because I’d feel bad about throwing it away… they haunt me. I’m literally vaccinated against mystery box trinkets now
Guess who accidentally sent this image to their coworkers in the group chat