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A CALL OUT POST ON TUMBLR USER KRMLJAM

I've come to make an announcement. tumblr user @krmljam is a bitch-ass motherfucker. they enjoy PEPSI LIME. so I'm making a call out post on my tumblr dot com. tumblr user krmljam has terrible taste in soda.

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HASHTAG JAR ALL STRIDERS EVERYONE

@vixy-sprite

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hmmmm

@c1der-boy @greenisopod @charcoal37 @tobypossum

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SUBMISSION AND BLOG RULES PLEASE READ

*bold = blog rule, unbolded = submission rule

- specify which jar you want or I will use jar 1 by default (numbered jars below). you can DM with a different jar if you'd like.

- if you want a specific sprite of a character, either send it in with your request or describe it

- IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE HOMESTUCK

- if you wish to use something as a pfp, I'd prefer it if you credit me but honestly I don't care so do whatever

- you can ask for as many characters/specifications as you'd like

- if you want a pride flag in the background I do those too (real or satirical)

- nothing nsfw (with the exception of extremely well known, non-graphic (ie only implied never stated/shown) jokes (ex: song lyrics, your mom jokes (not to be confused with yo mamma. it's not 2014), some joke pride flags, copypasta, etc.)

- please do not request in the notes unless you have to because I won't see your request

- for J Egbert requests and roxy lalonde requests, please specify if you want june or john / masc or fem roxy

- I will do any ships (including OC ships, crossover ships, and F/O ships) except for illegal ones (ie inc*stuous, p*dophilic, etc.)

- same with headcanons, I'll do any headcanon unless it's directly erasing important rep (ex: I won't do bi rose. phrasing here is important because I'd do "rose with a bi flag" but not "bi rose")

- I can turn down any request

please check the admin tag for info about the origin of this blog as well as info about my activity status (though there are also some memes in the tag)

I do not use the queue feature. once something is requested I take note of it and then make+post it when I have the time and energy

this blog is run by one person

I won't get into it because this isn't about me but I have RSD so sometimes criticism of my things reads as an attack on me and I can't control it. so I ask that if you have criticism about an action, post, etc. please try to phrase it "nicely" so I can process it the intended way and respond appropriately

please use tone indicators when speaking to me directly or when your message may be unclear

additionally: if you'd like anything changed about your jar or you're worried about specifics, please DM me and I'll be happy to help :)

again, my main is @girlbosses-against-ah I'll probably respond to DMs faster there tbh

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This is what the refrance.

thank you for this fucking masterpiece

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EMERGENCY WE NEED BABY HOMESTUCK KIDS IN JARS EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!! ANY JAR WORKS

they do not deserve it (also dirk can not be contained, you know this) 💔

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ALRIGHT YOU DEGENERATES IM BACK