List some random facts about yourself in general.
I really am tempted to list a series of increasingly dramatic lies.
I can’t swim.
When vine shut down, a piece of my soul died.
My gym teacher used to regularly ask, “Russ, you’re...you’re not participating today, are you?” - it took some time to break his spirit, but I eventually got through to him.
I am grateful that my sense of humor is generally inaccessible, I don’t care if you people like me, it won’t make a difference if you don’t.










