had a dream a new deltarune chapter came out and i got transported into the world of the game somehow
none of the normal dr characters were there but there was this guy named pointer. the name is a pun my sleeping brain came up with: his head is a pointy cone but he also gives tips. and he kinda guided me through the game.
then it turned out he was working for the main villain and (for some reason) was tasked with putting me through as much physical torment as possible without killing me
he wasn't rly that into it tho, he just did it cause it was his job. maybe they gave him good health benefits
either way he was kinda confused why i didn't mind the physical torment. i was like my dude. my guy. i am literally a masochist. in fact, do that again.
i didn't really understand what the plot of the chapter was at all, bc i was too busy looking at and bantering with pointer. bc i am in love with him.
then at the end when he finally didn't have to torture me anymore we kissed. yes, i kissed the smooth featureless cone. it was great.
here is a quick doodle of him by @vixi-art-2000
definitely the dumbest oc i've ever had but i'd die for him