#not so relatable

[byyyeesexual]

take me to watch competitive sheep shearing so I know it's real

[im-the-kind-of-person]

who's starting to get pissed seeing all their posts start with-

[dunedjarin]

s/o to the most patronising guy ever last night who waited for me to play an entire piece on his piano when i was drunk and then said thank you like i was a child and patted me on the head in front of a bunch of danish strangers

[ironscriptmage-blog]

Gigi is totally okay #4

Gigi: *opens the door to find mysterious packages*

Gigi: *climbs over them like a dying rat, trying to push them in*

Gigi: *in her slippers*

[puresongblog]

Am I the only person who does this?

1) Checks up on an ex-crush (whom I haven't seen in a long while) via social media just to make sure they are alive? 2) Put important phone conversations on speaker so that my friends can listen & help out. 3)Instead of telling who I am talking to on phone putting it on loudspeaker so that the other person knows. 4) Mutes & Records unknown number creeps phone calls. 5) Unfriend people on Facebook because my number of friends aren't a multiple of 5.

[ironscriptmage-blog]

Gigi is totally okay #2

Gigi: *when friend starts talking in third person*

Gigi: cut it out! that's so annoying!

Gigi: *when making these chat posts*

Gigi: This is totally okay.

[maytinay]

Does anyone actually relate to Mean Girls? Like seriously I have never met anyone who wears fricken high heels to school every day