i blog things sometimes

thanks for heading over to check out my blog. have a look around at all the shit posting i do!

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[omgthatdress]

for the non-Americans who are very confused right now:

Everyone hates The Chiefs this year because it's quarterback Patrick Mahomes is low-key MAGA and the orange pestilence is in attendance in the game. And the racist ass "chop" their fans do. and that Traves Kelce said it would be "an honor" to host the orange pestilence at the game.

and now they're fucking losing and Taylor is going to DUMP him and join Kendrick in writing an absolutely devastating breakup anthem.

[omgthatdress]

and Kendrick Lamar just called Drake a pedophile at the fucking superbowl

[legacysam]

the eagles also refused to visit the white house last time they won the superbowl in 2018. when asked how he felt about trump coming to this game, eagles qb jalen hurts said "he's welcome to do whatever he wants." philly fucking hates trump and they are kicking kc's entire ass right now.

[omgthatdress]

[scruffydogcreative]

The pestilence vs the REAL ORANGE PRESIDENT OF THE USA.

[catchymemes]

[ohevoyev]

may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

[ohevoyev]

god has granted the philadelphia eagles victory and crushed those agents of satan beneath his righteous heel

[delirium1990-deactivated2025070]

[daily-spooky]

[cannibalchicken]

[geek-ramblings]

“I want to play their favorite song, but you know they love to sue.”

Pretended he wasn't gonna do it. Gave Drake a false sense of hope and 5 minutes later dropped the hammer lmfao.

[daily-spooky]

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

[texasbama]

Salutations. This is your Uncle Sam. And this is the Great American Game.

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[aquietwhyme]

This meme is tongue in cheek, but this too is part of class warfare. In this case, keeping the law too complex for non-experts to even begin to have a chance to understand it means that only those who can afford to hire experts can protect themselves adequately and engage in ventures and activities that don’t directly relate to subsistence.

[whatbigotspost]

⬆️⬆️⬆️

[neutral-wizard]

[cannibalchicken]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[llsilvertail]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

[computationalcalculator]

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

[byyyeesexual]

i haven’t really been on this (wonderful) hell site in YEARS but i miss the chaos

the reddit migration really was the perfect time for me to come back LMAO

[animentality]

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!