#not tentacles

[phyllocnistis]

didn't order the spreader yet but we got 3 new dildos and a surprise mystery one (it was basically buy 2 get 2 free) and they're MONSTER cocks guys do you know how excited i am

[isbergillustration]

Trying to give my scanner a stress migraine (Also yes, they are judging you)

[duplicitcus]

Tentacles.

[irldrfan]

curse of the ahoge

[joleen-the-jackalope]

Kinda fucked up finding out that octopus have 0 tentacles and snails have 4 tentacles

[sister-stark]

Captain America 310

[deerflailingonrollerskates]

ok but let's be real what the actual fuck was the 'don't threaten me with a good time' music video i wanted brendon in a skirt and i got tentacle porn

[ohellnonotyouagain]

Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imagination?

What is there to imagine?

Yes, there are two legs there, What else did you expect? Fucking tentacles?