#not this

[mattressdog]

I SHOULD BE IN A WEDDING DRESS HACKING MY HUSBAND APART WITH AN AXE RIGHT NOW

[pochipochu]

maemaemae.. maemameamemamemamemameaere.

67...

6767....6767...mae..

six sEvEn

maE

you are related... to 67..

GNG WHAT. 🍊

[unluckywisher]

I could hear the commotion all the way from my office. I hope you're alright. Don't listen to criticism that isn't constructive and comes with an agenda. You're doing quite well these days and I am happy to see you around. When the day is over, would you like to go back to that place where we ate? For dinner? I'd like to see your cheeks filled up again like a hamster.

- Peluche 🐻

HELP MEEEE NOT THIS ASHSGAHSHQGSJGSJSGSJSGSHSSG

EEEEEEE WHAT ARE U DOIN HERE 💀🫪

ashsgshshshsgsjshs LU CHEN CEASE 🫵🫵🫵

[iilelio]

Really always thought that home hospice was for the people that were morbidly Stupid. Like the kind of stupid where you advocate for yourself in court. I thought you had to beg mr doctor man for that.

Not something forced on you bc the hospital doesn't want to deal with it either. Hucking your loved one around like a hot potato. We didn't even get a choice. Deal with it ourselves or he pays $500 a day out of pocket for a nursing home that doesn't want him either 💀

Do no harm my ass

[scashu]

Gambit, Crucible, and their tired father with psychopathic tendencies

Sorry I’ve been away, I’ve been posting on twitter a lot more frequently than I do on any other social lmao. So I’ll be cross posting occasionally from a few of my socials

[failfemme]

off the needles!!! all that stands between me and this shirt is a washing machine and one million ends to weave in

[twinkle-toph]

Big warning that my next fic is very self-indulgent and it’s actually just 65k words or so of Sokka being blissfully unaware of his feelings until they’re drop-kicked into his face. I apologize in advance for any inconvenience this will cause.

[ginger-crvsh]

I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE TAGS FOR X-RAY SPEXS WHY TF DID I JS SEE A NAKED MILF