Dec 12, 2025
[Astelan] moved to the navigation controls and punched a few keys. On the main screen the nearby star systems sprang out in sharp relief from the hololithic display. He turned to Galedan, amused. ‘Pick one,’ he declared. ‘Master?’ ‘Pick a system, and we’ll conquer it for you. I’ll even rename it in your honour. Galedania? Galedan Prime? Alpha Galedius?’
Bro why are you talking to your henchman the way a mob boss talks to his girlfriend
#Warhammer 40k#astelan#Galedan#Just to be clear#the dynamic between these guys is hammy supervillain and goofy minion#Not UST#…God help me now I’m hearing these dipshits as DCAU joker and Harley Quinn#Astelan WOULD talk Galedan into wheeling him out in a giant cake for some scheme wouldn’t he ><#Angels of caliban