i love phenomaman (DISPATCH EP. 3 + 4 SPOILERS)
i love him so much it isn’t even funny. he reminds me of if Omni-man and Asgore mixed had a baby oh my god. he’s pathetic, an alien trying to be human, a giant hulk of a man who really is just awkward. GODDD HE’S JUST TRYING HIS BEST!! GIVE HIM A BREAK!!
his little quip about learning what an opossum is (during a mission if you picked him over waterboy) and thinking it a pet DAWWW AWWWW AWWWWW he just wants to learn how it’s like to be human!!! HE’S the shelter dog that sits on the other side of the couch that sadly sighs sometimes (if you ignore the crushed cars and disturbance to the peace)
also he just?.? kisses Robert without hesitation?.???? okay i guess 🥹
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