The Steel Mill (featuring Copperhead)
-Goodness me. I haven't seen a single cockroach yet. There is a crapton of money lying around, though. If I (Batman, not the cheapskate writing the blog) wasn't already obscenely rich, I would seriously consider confiscating some of that. It's just lying on the floor, that means it's up for grabs.
-Why do I think there's something different about the Joker? He's crazy and he kills people. That sounds pretty normal for criminals in Gotham.
-"Well, the boss also thinks that green and purple are an acceptable color combo." Watch out, we got a fashionista over here. Also, somewhere Edward Nashton Nigma is disappointed, and he doesn't know why.
-"I can use my evidence scanner to examine the body for clues." Well, it was probably one of the two female assassins, since we just heard a woman laughing. And since the victim isn't bleeding and is still in one piece, my money's on Copperhead.
-Sure. I'll get in the elevator that the formerly fleeing dead guy just used and go in the opposite direction that he did. What could possibly go wrong?
-Isn't that lovely. There's enough moss/mold in the first aid room to keep all the cockroaches away.
-Eeeewwwww. I have never seen so many severed heads, hands, and feet in one place. I also now have "Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes" stuck in my head.
-"Test Subject 248?" Geez, that sounds a tad excessive.
-What is the point of cutting people up and putting them in jars and open-air barrels if you leave an entire dead person on the floor?
-All of a sudden, I don't think I want to know what's in those boxes going by on the assembly line.
-Ugh. Cockroaches. Just when I thought I finally found somewhere that didn't have any.
-I've been drugged by Copperhead, and now I'm talking like a drunk Captain Kirk.
-Cool! Roman Sionis (or possibly Joker) almost hired David Cain (criminal dad of one of the Batgirls) to go after me?
-Oh my gosh. Roman has an actual bag full of money with a dollar sign on it. Real mature, buddy.
-I know I'm dying of neurotoxin and all, but some idiot totally wrote "To not erase" on a whiteboard. "To not erase?" But what if I want do?
-Smoke-Loeb, I really don't think smacking a steel bar with the flat of your hand is going to help you that much.
-No, you'd totally still be dead without me, Smoke-Bank Manager. There would just be one fewer person watching you laugh yourself to death.
-Is there any reason Copperhead wouldn't be able to escape that truck? Isn't one of her defining characteristics the ability to escape anything?
-Now I really want Copperhead to meet Scarecrow: "You kill people with toxins? Oh my gosh, I kill people with toxins, too! We have so much in common!"