#not witty

[alexsummerwest]

Sometimes I hope I can write something really brilliant and witty to translate 'fuck you, lazy a-hole' in a work email.

[might-and-mana]

Happy Thankgiving, everybody!

[ckerouac]

Of all the dumb things I’ve seen today, @bonappetit referencing ‘alt-potatoes’ wins for dumbest.  What dumbass social media intern thought making a neo-nazi reference on a recipe for a Thanksgiving side was a good idea that was going to bring them good attention?

Do better. 

[wittyresponsecoming]

i’ve made the new blog! please hit me up at guardianofmana! i’d love to see some old faces again!

[wittyresponsecoming]

going on hiatus.

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5+ Western AU?

            send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it | STILL ACCEPTING

        1. oh boy. yuan is a chinese man that got forced into the chinese labor camps building the railroads, but he wasn’t up for that. so he escapes and finds himself out in the wild west. grabs some cowboy outfits (really bad terrible cowboy outfit) and pretends he’s a cowboy.

       2. his english is really bad, so he goes to the bar trying to figure out how to say things. so like 56% of what he learns is bad words.

       3. he meets the yggdrasill siblings who are with this like really weird ginger guy. the yggdrasill siblings are half-native american, and they just really want the native americans and the westerners to get along. then there’s kratos who’s half scottish and have english, but acts more english than scottish.

       4. can def see martel dying from a dispute between the native americans in the area with the westerners, and then like yuan, kratos, and mithos become outlaws. n’stuff.

       5. yuan works a lot with the gun powder and crap that he learned from his folks out in china. so he’s like this demolitions person who’s making all these explosives and then concocts these really weird contraptions. (62% don’t actually work and just kill themselves)

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apparently my theme reminds my roomie about the heavily influenced 80′s to 90′s, and she just showed me the sailor moon opening. (andshe’srightomgcriesifailedatbeingcoolandhip)