#not wrong?

[flowersandgaypowers]

one time I searched for an aquarium stand

[aubstacle-of-course]

I walked past some random dude tonight and he turned to his friend and said that I “could get it” and refered to me as both “she” and “that lil boy” and it was like,,, weirdly complimentary?? Lol idk

[warriorprlncess]

So today my brain has been "we are the new Americana...I'm a giant gay iguana..." on repeat..

[batsonmyboxers]

Flash back to the time I showed my friend an image of me as a kid and his immediate reaction was

“Wow! You look so Hispanic there”

[reverentwormpriest]

this is a very funny typo

[eruditetyro]

diagnosed “hopeless romantic” at craft night

[badgerofshambles]

Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Pt 5

Last night two of my cousins (who live one house apart on the same street; that’s how it’s done here, apparently)invited me to their block party. My younger cousin made Jell-O shots for the adults and put them into syringes. When the shots were done, the adults would put them into a basket and the neighborhood kids would take them and rinse them with water and use them as squirt guns. Cue 15 screaming children, led by my five year old second cousin Maggie, running at me with full syringes as I approach my cousins house with a platter of carrots and dip.