#not yaps

[ssaalexblake]

My sister came round with her dog, and the lady who was checking the new medical equipment arrived, and he's barky because he thinks it's a war crime if somebody doesn't immediately pet him when they enter the same building as him, so we took him in another room till he calmed down (and put him on a lead as well just in case).

He calmed down, so we took him out of that room and the Shock on this woman's face when she saw him because she said she thought it was a massive German Sheppard or something, and Actually it was just this tiny gremlin with legs the size of cocktail sticks and delusions of grandeur

The biggest thing on this dog are his lungs 🤣

[rusticresilience]

I want to stargaze while we listen to that podcast we’re both obsessed over and laugh when they’re so oblivious to what’s going on around them,

I want to watch some stupid horror movie and you could lay in my arms and laugh way too hard at the jumpscares,

I want to walk through the forest and find shiny things and present them to eachother like we’re penguins giving a rock to their partner,

I want to listen to our playlists and sing along together to all the even slightly sweet songs,

I want to playfully argue over how we would decorate our house one day,

I want to call and talk for hours about everything and anything,

I want to hear you talk about your interests and the plot of every musical you’ve ever seen,

I want to make trinkets and paintings inspired by you,

I want to be with you through it all, through our highs and lows, together.

[y2kodysseyy]

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