#not-siri

[professorchaos]

Butters and.. Stephen individually for the bingo pls

like father like daughter

[cool-island-songs]

♫ Stan

alright don't ask me why, but just imagine this song is playing

and stan's like:

(courtesy of @parasiteinfestation)

the whole time

[pine-crackle]

Ginger Cow was amazing. No not for what you think, I don’t care about kyram or any of your stupid childish ships. I care about seeing Kyle Broflovski in complete and utter dismay. The way they had him slowly losing his mind through the episode was delectable, it brought a smile to my face to see him suffer psychologically and emotionally more and more each scene. When he finally snapped at the end, breaking down into the pathetic little measly baby he is, hell, I almost shed a tear. It was truly a masterpiece. If I could have one thing in this world, it would be to have Kyle Broflovski suffer in every horrible way possible, nothing brings me more joy than seeing him cry. If I were Cartman I would’ve continued farting on him after that just to see Kyle break again, to see his world come crashing down, oh what a sight that would be! Thank you god for making Kyle suffer, you have answered my prayers.

[sunny-cyrus]

Kyle did everything wrong

I don't know any context for this all I know is there's a liar in my inbox who's spreading propaganda

Kyle is sooooo cooolll

[ask-gary]

Hey Gary! How have you been doing?

oh, but— i’ve also taken up cooking. my mom is teaching me, you should come over for dinner sometime!

[clydesdonovan]

KENMAN

an underrated ship tbh!!

Ship It

What made you ship it?

I was a sucker who fell for the whole “Cartman and Kenny are super best friends” thing lol. It made me interested in their dynamic as friends, which grew into their dynamic as a ship!

They’re basically just another form of the classic “best friends to lovers” trope, which I love, so once I started thinking about the possibilities they had as a ship it was game over.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

I really love the potential for angst lmao. I mean, Eric is one of the few people (if not the only person) who remembers Kenny’s deaths. There is so much to unpack there.

I’m also just a big fan of their dynamic though tbh!! They bicker a lot, Eric and Kenny have both been mean to each other lol but they have a lot of sweet moments scattered around too. I think Kenny is one of the few people Eric truly cares about despite the front he puts up sometimes. And I feel like Eric and Kenny are the only ones who understand each other among the main four (as in, Stan and/or Kyle don’t get them like they get each other) and they do have a special bond all of their own. (at least that’s how I like to view them lmao)

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

hmm I don’t think so 🤔 I feel like, as a whole, kenman is a kinda underrated bc both Eric and Kenny have much more popular ships. So shipping them in general feels a little “unpopular” lol but the little circle of kenman fans that exist is wonderful :^)

[beeejayy]

Siri, siri, siri wiri. Im gonna KILL YOU I want you to FALTER and TRIP GOD DAMNIT

[justdalek]

Butters

Butters Butters Butters yes yes yes

- Best boy sadly had to deal with his shitty parents until he was 16, to which he stayed over at Kyle's house with Kenny to avoid being around them

- Butters works at various restaurants, but he more or less becomes sorta a therapist for his various colleges

- This becomes a catalyst for his degree, to which he becomes a child therapist to help children talk through their tough times

- Ironically, he becomes Kenny's therapist, and the two cuddle a lot while talking about their shitty parents

- Butters and Kenny's wedding is very small, mainly just their friends and Kenny's siblings, but they stay in Hawaii for over a month for their honeymoon

- Butters is still more than willing to give any of his friends a room in his house, no matter how shitty they are to him coughsCartmancoughs

- He still sometimes goes out at Marjorine (usually seen with Princess Kenny)

- As Professor Chaos, his antics are very mild as he knows the Freedom Pals have more serious matters to deal with, and he sometimes helps out. Buuuut he mainly does his "evil gig" to try out new one liners at Mysterion (who always returns the flirts which leave Chaos a very flustered man)

- He is becoming better friends with Stan and Kyle, but even those two can handle only so much of Butters and his rambles ("How do you handle it?" they ask Kenny. "When you live with parents that yell all the time, it's really nice to hear a soft voice ramble about anything but sex, alcohol, and failed marriage," he replies)

- He and Kenny have one son together: Benjamin E. Stotch-McCormick, or Ben-E for short (the E doesn't stand for anything. Kenny thought it would be hilarious for there to be a different way to spell Benny and Butters put it on the birth certificate to which Kenny was like, "Oh shit, I was kidding, WHOOPS" but it stuck and it's a joke the two reference every now and again)

- Butters cut off contact with his parents. To this day, they have no knowledge that Ben-E exists and Butters plans to keep it that way

- Butters is an uncle to Stan and Kyle's son, Chaddick, as well as surprisingly Wendy and Bebe's daughter, Victoria

- If we were to go with bad timeline for giggles and grins, Ben-E sadly would've never existed (as Kenny died before he could be created), and instead, Vic would've taken Joy (Craig and Tweek's youngest daughter) under his wing to become the next biggest seller of NFTs

- Speaking of the bad timeline, Vic's middle name is E. When said quickly, his name sounds like Victory Chaos ;)c