#notallaries

[cezulian]

I’m really glad my mom broke her own water by sneezing too hard and I was born on March 17th because I was due April 2nd and if I’d had to be an Aries I’d never have forgiven her

[gameofmikey]

Also I'm screaming, I think I literally said "um, that's offensive" to someone today and I know for a fact it probably wasn't actually offense