So I was on call with my friend and this bitch had the AUDACITY to call ME a penguin. Excuse me????? Nonono. I am not a penguin. They repeatedly called me one but I know for fact that despite using a cane, walking weird, and- they said I was built like one too. No. I refuse. I am not a fucking penguin. I am the riddler. I was, am, and will always be. I have red hair and wear glasses and make silly little riddles.


















