#notarealflamingo

[deriision-archived]

❝ Did someone say barra titties? ❞

This isn’t fair, she hates this big ass flamingo dork, but he’s got the bomb bara titties. 

“You ruin everything for me, I hate this...!!”

[deriision-archived]

notarealflamingo replied to your photo: Me: I should draw for those ask memes Me:...

“nice jugs”

“A shame you’ll never get to touch them.”

[deriision-archived]

damn

Send me “Damn” if your muse finds my muse attractive. 

“Wow, that’s so nice of you. A shame all you can do is look and not touch.”

[sabakunoo]

notarealflamingo replied to your post: "mmh~ do you want anything else from me, scarface?...

// u perv i know that icons origin

:3c

[unsurpassed]

@notarealflamingo

|| sounds like a GOOD DEAL BRO :D

[;; heck yes my warlord bruh <3

[desxrtspada]

;; she talks shit, but I have icons like this for a reason.

[desxrtspada]

“I cannot say that I am surprised he so shamelessly flirts with inexperienced little girls... He must like the way they blush so easily,” she griped, pulling her cigar from her teeth and letting out a puff of smoke. “But to choose a scrawny thing like that blonde... He must be going through a dry spell...”