#notbestfriends

[ava-candide]

Garrick ...

[gabbydillsz]

Nothing to see here but a good “friend” of mine and myself hitting up the Borgata 🎲⚠️🍀😂 #VicYouHurtMe #Friends4Life #NotBestfriends #WeDontWannaGetToPersonal #ScaredMoneyDontMakeNoMoney (at Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa)

[stnjyc-blog]

Jobs

So basically I'm chatting with my ex-bestfriend on messenger talking about getting a job this summer.

Me: I seriously need a job right now so I can do something with my empty pocket

Her: Me too tbh I'm tired laying all day at home

Me: Can you think of a job that we can apply?

Her: What kind of a job would you like?

Me: hmmmm

Her: hmmm what?

Me: Blow...

kidding HAHAHAHA

Her: HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF!!

We're ex-bestfriends but we still get along 💕 sml

[mettamania]

*Tries to pelt with bull- friendliness pellets!

He moves out of the way, the robot narrowing his eyes at the flower.

*What are you doing?

[neforta]

❂

I’m 5′3′’

[friskiing-blog]

*Gives his human friend a cute wink before trying to shower them with 'Friendliness Pellets'

          Sick dodge. You know what’s going on here, and you won’t be duped by the satan blossom for a second time. Nuh-uh.