#notcompletelyratchet

[itcantgodown]

and im incredibly proud of you

even if you wont go to hooters >:( 

jk i luv u missus 

my cougar 

[thealwaysforgotten]

notcompletelyratchet replied to your post:Whatevs, I lied, you don't have nice eyes. They're the color of Satan's asshole gOODBYE .

oh my fu ckdi ng gOD

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW THEY KNOW WHAT COLOR SATAN'S ASSHOLE IS

HAVE YOU BEEN RIMMING THE DEVIL

[madelikextowers]

notcompletelyratchet replied to your post:i’m going to be on this account later, i s2g. ...

THAT SONG HAS BEEN ON REPEAT SINCE LAST NIGHT I HATE YOU

GSDFHDNFJK AHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[heymcfearless]

notcompletelyratchet replied to your post:she looks so perfect standing there in my american...

i haven’t even listened to the whole song omfg

they also sing about ripped skinny jeans

they deffo make music for the tumblr girls

[heymcfearless]

notcompletelyratchet replied to your post:im just staring at my dash feeling so weird not...

go to sleep, husband

but

[thealwaysforgotten]

text ❥ mimi

Brian: you're really sexy when you talk all smart and shit Brian: i've never wanted to learn about literature more than i do now Brian: what would you do if i started touching myself right now

[thealwaysforgotten]

notcompletelyratchet replied to your post:i’m trying to do replies but i’m stressin i’m...

deep breaths

IT'S A HARD KNOCK LI FE ANGE

[carpexvictam]

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                  "         No offence, but you look incredibly out of place here."