[carpexvictam]

                    "Do you want to hear a joke?"

[ohohilikeit]

"Pleasure, Ty. So, are you gonna tell me your real age now?"

[carpexvictam]

           ”Depends. Are you going to think I'm really old if I do?”

[ohohilikeit]

"Mia. —- And yours?"

[carpexvictam]

           ”I'm Ty.”

[ohohilikeit]

"Well, ‘m certainly trying."

[carpexvictam]

           "Do you have a name?”

[ohohilikeit]

"—— Twenty-nine."

                                      ( she had to be close by now. )

[carpexvictam]

           ”Now you're just being sweet.”

[ohohilikeit]

"…Hey. You asked. —- Am I close, though? Are you in your thirties?"

                                          ( she would just keep playing innocent. )

[carpexvictam]

           "I'm not saying until you guess it right."         { He might be a little bit embarrassed now. }

[lnfamy-deactivated20200913]

i like sucking dick because of the control i have over boys. i got their dick and balls in my mouth. i could just bite down right now and end it all

[trxnquillium]

             ”Uh… I’d say no more than like, thirty-two.”

   [She’s not good with ages.]

[carpexvictam]

                                      "I like you. You're good."

[carpexvictam]

ohohilikeit:

"Forty."

                                      ( she’s teasing. )

                 "I don't like you. You're mean."        { He thinks she's cute anyway. }

[carpexvictam]

xshes-so-lovelyx:

"Hmmmm 895…give or take."

                "Give or take how many years?"

[wowjazzy-deactivated20140305]

    “Four billion and  —-One?”                 ( she doesn’t know why he’s asking such a question, so she’s going to take the piss just the same. )

[carpexvictam]

                   { Unmistakable pout forming on his lips now. }

                                      "That's just rude."

[jfcmandy-deactivated20140331]

            ( she can’t help but snort as she sips from her beer. an eye roll followed the snort. )

"I’m simply fucking with you, sweetheart. —- I know who did it and I threw it in his face only five minutes ago."

                    ( if jasmine had been there, a punch may have been thrown in the guy’s direction. but she was at work and amanda was having a few beers before she had to go home and post a video of her own. —- the viewers really liked seeing her drunk. )

[carpexvictam]

                         "Alright then."                { he turns away from her, finishing off the rest of his beer, tapping his fingers on the table. when the lady turns to him, he smiles and he doesn't even have to say a thing before she's sliding another bottle of beer towards him. the smile is unmistakable, it's wide and real, which is weird for ty these days, and he just lifts it to his lips and drinks. }

[carpexvictam]

                                       "How old would you say I am?"

                   { Be nice, he's sensitive about his age. }

[carpexvictam]

jfcmandy:

"—— You don’t happen to be the guy that had offered to just buy me a drink, right? Because I will break this bottle over your head. Do I look like I need you to buy me a drink, mate?”

                                ( she just stared at him; she was fucking with the poor soul. )

              { he's just going to stare at her for a moment until he can actually process her words. } 

                             "I've said three words repeated whilst being in here. 'Beer, please.' 'Another, please.' You got the wrong guy, love. Sorry to disappoint."

[viictos]

               Leaning on the counter, the girl allowed her fingers to tap upon the delicate wood, her tongue running over her bottom lip, “I call bullshit on that statement, Sir.” She grinned, “I reckon you get given a lot of free drinks by desperate lasses —- Not that I’m desperate. I just think five bucks is a lot for some coffee.”

[carpexvictam]

            He smirked slightly, curling his fingers around the cup of coffee. "Good, because I'd be lying." He lifted the cup to his lips, blowing gently on the coffee. "You don't look desperate. Plus, five bucks is definitely a lot of a cup of coffee. I might as well just fucking give your boss my wallet, he's fucking robbing me anyway."

[lipxlockerxrp-blog]

"That poor little thing. She must be very upset now." Mary Alice shook her head feeling for the girl in his story. "You should have punched him. I might have…but then again that would probably end up breaking my wrist as well…which would be terribly unpleasant don’t you think?"

[carpexvictam]

              He laughed softly, shrugging his shoulders. "You look a tiny bit too dainty to have hit this guy and gotten away with anything less than a broken wrist, so it's a damn good job you didn't witness this, isn't it?"

[hlnppstl]