#notes on dacha

[dachafiend]

i realized today that i've been saying 'worcester' like 'woo-ster', like 'booster seat' and i'm ready for the tribunal of mass to execute me for this crime in the fine city of wus-ster

[dachafiend]

recently acquired bisexual-flag colored gradient sunglasses, and every time I wear them I feel like a grizzled fiftysomething year-old detective who is also a Tumblr babygirl. you've discoed in the wrong Elysium, fellas.

[dachafiend]

hello yes beep beep has anyone ever shoved richard siken into a wall? in either appreciation or agony

because for some reason, after not having encountered him as a poet until now, the fucking PANCAKES line has made my soul beep like a dumb little radio

[dachafiend]

my grim fascination with Brideshead Revisited (for the historical context and the residual catholic guilt) is an awful thing

[dachafiend]

on the heels of my other disco elysium post (game has given me the good brain worms), i am realizing that i sound like our dear double-yefreitor in just...in just my normal parlance. help. look at these tags on this post. they're mine. i am the law.

[dachafiend]

I still haven't forgiven this autocrat for his crimes

[dachafiend]

glassdoor please stop emailing me I am trying to customize a hoodie that says 'twunk' and possibly has a frog on it i am a very busy man

[dachafiend]

"You are a parody of yourself." huh I didn't realize that I was for your consumption and amusement and had somehow become hackneyed. huh. thank you for telling me in such a winning & obliging fashion

can't a guy sing an 80s song to himself in peace? without someone commenting on it?