Apr 23, 2017
Out and about in my best devil worshipping outfit. #notevenajoke #actualquestion (at Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois)
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Out and about in my best devil worshipping outfit. #notevenajoke #actualquestion (at Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois)
Getting real Native here! Thanks for the birthday present mom. I love you! 😆 March 17th is coming real fast. #mygrandpawas #notevenajoke #birthdaypresent #musician #guitarist
I want to be a rock in my next life
Suga/ AgustD/Yoongi/Future Rock
Fuck Your Teen Speak, Presumably
Basically pic.twitter.com/tUkhUtBmuP
— ♛ethan♛ (@btwusuck) January 25, 2014
We have no idea what's going on with this joke - is it meant literally? Because we can't recall any playground asshole ever calling us a potato, though we did get some thrown at us once. Whatever it is, he - or she? - paid to promote it. Jeez kidz, save it for Pogs.
Thanks to @nuclearteeth for the find - she's got a brutally great blog about the Romans: http://emmasouthon.com/
If you spend the night in my room and try to wear socks to sleep, I'm kicking you the fuck out
Fuck Your Inexplicable Affection For This Barely-Joke
A girls favorite spot! If it were only that easy for men to find... pic.twitter.com/By1MdJZDVu
— I'm Not Crayzee (@ThatPic_Crayzee)
November 20, 2013
The Four Steps to Success: Miscellaneous Meme Account Edition
1. Repost hundreds and hundreds of pictures of things
2. Promote tweets
3. ??????
4. Profit!
Thanks to @missellabell for the find and for your amazing website, eatingwithmyfingers.com
Fuck Your Weak First Date Game
If I had a date tonight who I absolutely don't need to impress, where would I go for cheap drinks? #NoShame
— Blair Beckwith (@blairbeckwith)
December 31, 2013
"Sorry I can't afford anything more pricey, I sunk all my money into promoted tweets.'
sometimes i can't deal because music is so nice and i'll be listening to it and i sort of have little happy cry on the train because all this nice music is playing in my headphones and everyone just looks at me.