why oh why did I create an account on tiktok?
I’m 38, should’ve been a no-brainer. But hey! I lost 3 whole days to it and even got hooked on [redacted] late-night live streams. Got about 139 new ideas for small businesses; felt a bit better about my ADHD; and found a glitch on the app! Now it’s a race against time for tiktok to find out I’m gay...
Btw the glitch comes from live streams. If you go back and forth between streams too many times or too quickly, they start playing on top of each other, creating a lovely (and surprisingly relaxing) cacophony of about 40 people talking at the same time. I got high and listened to it for 30 minutes...
Oh, I also discovered a “cult” of teenagers believing they have powers of telekinesis (proving it mostly by moving sheets of aluminum foil), apparently after this “Eleven” person from a popular series. They name themselves as 012, 014, 016 and so on and listen to some freaky “subliminal” music to boost their powers. Lovely.
Revisiting my star seed roots was also a pleasant surprise. I’m a magical realist who has been struck with long spells of ADHD paralysis and “believing” that I’m living through my final incarnation as a star seed sent to this earth on a mission for a while really worked wonders on getting myself out of bed. It is rather timely also considering that apparently, “they are coming soon”. It’s funny how you are literally ready to settle for being abducted by aliens just so that you can avoid deadlines. Whatever rocks my intergalactic shuttle!
And signing bowls and binaural beats rock!