was tagged in this post but only following like half of one of the rules because as we all know i cannot be counted upon to do shit
1. If you could have dinner with any five historical figures (at the same time), who would they be? Walt Disney, Sydney Newman, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, JRR Tolkien, Vincent van Gogh. (Is there a trend? What? I have no idea what you're talking about?)
2. What drinking game would you play with them? Beer Pong. Just imagine it.
3. If someone took you to a tattoo place right now and said you absolutely had to get a tattoo, what would you get and where? Why? Maybe the Deathly Hallows symbol. Or something Nerdfighter-y.
4. Imagine a restriction is set upon the world: each person can only own one electronic device (smartphones, computers, tablets, etc.) Which one would you pick? Computer. As much as I love portability the fact that I can only have one means that I would want the most powerful so definitely computer.
5. Would you rather be a teen parent or never a parent? NEVER A PARENT
6. Your lowest point in 2013? What made you think oh fuck I’m a terrible person? Quite a few. Asking or wanting other people to help me deal with my dumb problems. First time cutting. One particularly terrible night that I'd like to forget. That being said there were also some of my favourite memories made in 2013 that definitely outweighed the bad.
7. Something you can’t wait for? I don't even know? Maybe turning 18? That's not for another four months yet though...
8. Imagine someone offers you a contract working as a porn star. You’d work for one year, and earn enough money to put you through college/university and live comfortably during that time, and the agency guarantees it would only be the one year. Without this job, you’d starve on the streets but just barely survive. Do you take it? Obviously.
9. If you could punch someone in the face, and no one but you and that person would know about it and you would get no repercussions whatsoever, who would it be? ... Moffat?
10. If you could change your first name, what would it be? Maybe just change it to Mickey and be done with it.
11. If you had to go into witness protection where the government agency would fund your new life anywhere you want, where would you go? Somewhere in England. In or close to London. Or maybe somewhere in the US where I could be close to either Disneyland or WWoHP?
