#notstraightjolras

[arcticyorkshire]

 notstraightjolras I'm sorry but I'm going though your 'watch me' tag and having the time of my life so if I reblog loads of old videos thats why

[snailprestige]

um ok im 17 and i don't gender ?? i'm like the same height as you i know you're taller but like lbr we're basicaly the same height. My eyes are like blue or green idk you tell me? aaaand my hair is brown and my favorite '''mythical creatures''' are mermaids but i'm p sure those aren't mythical ??? if we went on a date we should like go to panera and watch pokemon or s/t oh wait we do that already because we're dating this is silly omg

!!!!! ilu zoe thank u

also your eyes are def green with blue flecks in them in case u were wondering but sometimes in warmer lights light they look more blue not that i look at your eyes a lot or anything that’s gay

[snailprestige]

hi <3

ur a gay nerd

We kissed by accident:[x] continue kissing[x] smile[] awkward[] walk away[] be like wtf [x] kiss you backIf you hugged me:[x] hug you back[] let you[x] hug you heaps more[] push you awayWould I date you?[x] yes[] no[] maybe[] probably[] already have[x] we currently areYou should:[] text me[x] get in my bed now (for cuddles)[] come to bed with me [x] talk to me more (lol it's funny because we're talking right now nice next level humor here.... sick)[x] come see me [] leave me alone!

[snailprestige]

1,5,6,12,13,26,35, Heck yeah go

1:What eye color do you find sexiest?

i mean i feel like this is a really arbitrary thing to find sexy but like i guess green eyes are neat

5:Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

Sally Ride hell yeah

6:What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

a free one

12:Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

swinging is really stressful to me i'm always terrified of either falling off from being up too high/going too fast but not fast enough to keep me in place with centrifugal force or not being able to stop and dismount safely

13:If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

you already know the answer ok i'd want a big cuddly dog

26:What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

cartoons are for children i watched the nasdaq live feed when i was a child to stay informed on economic trends and keep ahead of the curve

35:If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

well i'd rather not move at all because that's so much time and money to move internationally but i guess i'd just hop on over to canada because it's close so i can go back to the states easier

[snailprestige]

*yodels* hi

1. First impression: i'm pretty sure it was band camp 3 years ago like "damn there sure are a lot of new freshmen sax players this year"2. Truth is: ur gay lol ((owned))3. How old do you look: cool teen4. Have you ever made me laugh: so m U C H5. Have you ever made me mad: nah6. Best feature: damn ummm you're funny and smart and tell great stories ok idc what you say about your storytelling abilities because they're top notch cute as HECK also you laugh at my jokes so that's another plus7. Have I ever had a crush on you: whaaaaaat no don't be ridiculous8. You’re my: gay9. Name in my phone: zow10. Should you post this too? yeehaw

[stuartthescottishflamingo]

tectonic subduction

Platonic seduction

morronic conduction

bubonic destruction

Ionic reduction

demonic abduction

symphonic erruption

erotic conjuntion

what’s your function

[snailprestige]

i bet if i asked you to do them all you would still finish before me because i'm a baby and i take small things way too seriously so do them all ready go

putting this under a readmore because it's so long

A - If I'm in love.

yeah with mac and cheese tbh

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

my mom. she wanted me to get some snacks and said she'd pay me back and i was really happy

C - How long it's been since I've kissed.

too long

like a day im too gay for this earth literally punch me in the face

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

lol

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

I mean I have a hole that leads to the ear canal does that count

F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'

you didn't give any options ya dingdong

G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.

my cat

H - The last person I hugged.

also my cat

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

idk i don't really get jealous so i don't remember

J - Are you insecure. What about?

I'm pretty insecure about my future and having a stable job and amounting to anything with my life lol

(see the lol is to lighten the mood because that was kind of a bummer)

K - What my full name is.

Helen Catherine Schultz

L - If I have siblings.

Yeah I've got a little brother

M - If I forgive betrayal.

Absolutely, with the notable exception being mario kart

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

??????

??

I don't know what this means

O - If I like my school.

lol I don't go to school

P - What kind of music I like.

i'm not gonna name genres or bands that's so stressful and pretentious

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

I don't leave my room

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T - 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

hella

V - 3 big dreams.

1. graduate art school with minimal debt

2. design something for a big piece of media and see my work on the big screen

3. travel

W - An idol.

beyoncé tbh

X - If I've done something I regret very much.

NATIONALS

Y - If I like my town and why.

lol

Z - Ask any question you want.

ya goofed again there's no question here

[snailprestige]

omg wait do 42

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?

i have literally no idea why you're excited about this question also we were required to read it in 9th grade you punk