#nottachyon

[experimentswithtachyon]

//thing

"oh man i wanna check on umablr..."

my oomf texts me

"there are 20 opedotolings."

"holy fucking shit."

i check an hour later

there are 30. 30 opedotolings spread across like ~10 accounts.

for the love of the goddesses can we not swamp the umablr tag full of stupid opedotolings with ZERO personality outside of "ooh our mama doto is so cool 🥺🥺🥺she's better than the goddesses 🥺🥺🥺🥺 she can do nothing wrong 🥺🥺🥺🥺".

yes, i will admit that was harsh, but opedoto is NOT that serious. yes, i know there are opedotolings that have an actual personality that arent a part of the hivemind.

i just wanted to vent because every time i see one of them on my feed i want to slam my head into the wall.

this is specifically targeted to all of the opedotolings that are in one big hivemind to make umablr torture for anyone who doesn't ship opedoto. them and those anons.

all of the other opedoto kids that ARENT trying to force opedoto? you're good. i dont care about yall.

please. if any of the hivemind sees this. touch grass and tone it down. get a job while you're at it.

this isnt meant to attack anyone, im just sick and tired of umablr being flooded with opedoto.

[experimentswithtachyon]

she would NOT fucking say that

//is this about the pokke thing because if it is you're... right

i dont know i just did that the ask wanted, i didnt really know if tachyon would respond like "hey come on pokke isnt that bad" or like what i did

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//meow

ok im continuing this discussion on a different post because i dont want to reblog a bajillion times just to chat through tags....

what do you mean there are two pregnancy arcs on umablr.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE OF THEM CAME FROM DISCORD??????

actually no i can understand the discord bit. i can um. i can post a ss of what me and my oomfs were yapping about (it was regarding devotedstar, white vessel & star eleven).... it was... evil... evil enough that i would make an arc from it if i didnt have any sanity left.

i mean yeah i knew about the whole mint arc.... but um... not the fucking gitan arc.... i remember seeing it and just moving on without questioning a while back. (before vessel was born)

[experimentswithtachyon]

//sometimes i forget the horrors of hosting an askblog in umablr and then i get hit with stuff like this in my inbox.

//im not bashing on the anons i just find the difference very, very funny....

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//can someone actually check if there's one or multiple people running all of the opedoto fankid accounts....? im 99% sure it's just one person....

like im sorry but there's no way there's 16 seperate people running an askblog for all of em.

also im sorry for all of the wholesome ones that see this (cough cough, especially swansong, thank you for not butchering the opefujin kids like the last few ive seen COUGH COUGH) im just gonna geek out if i see one more post of an opedoto kid saying "...b-but that cant be true.." to an opefujin kid.

one dollar and i'll make a fankid blog to add to the fire. (not opedoto. i love opedoto but that's the worst thing to do right now.)

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//hey so instead of people being vague as shit can we get thsi out of the way

am i getting tachyons personality correct

yeah

yes, but you can improve

no, but you can improve

no

no specifically because of the pokke thing

Voting ended onMay 27

dont ask why im posting this anyways thank you!!!! i hope you have a mervelous day!!!!

[experimentswithtachyon]

// We can be normal but normal is less fun

//i swear umablr is gonna give me a headache with how chaotic it tends to be

we got the ethics of umamusume getting milked, fankids bickering over if their mother is loyal or not, it's... it's horror and agony... get me out of here.....

[experimentswithtachyon]

// hol up, let em cook

// the relationship can be interpreted in many ways, not just classmates - sunday silence and manhattan cafe for example

// while it is the obvious option... fine motion's sister is directly in the game as an uma and other racer soooo

// i think flora being tachyon's mom here is fine!

//thank you anon... i hope you have a marvelous sunday...