tachyon, a hypothetical particle faster than light

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[experimentswithtachyon]

"Tachyon means a "faster-than-light particle," but the goal I'm aiming for lies far beyond that."

Hello umablr. Whether you know me well or not, I am Agnes Tachyon. Digital and Pokke pushed me onto here for 'healthy interaction' but.. I'd rather use this chance for more data on human behavior. Enough stalling, let us start this test.

(5/23): If I am getting her character incorrect, block me and move on. There are like 5 other Tachyon blogs for you to run to.

Hi! This is a roleplay/askblog for Agnes Tachyon from Umamusume.

I am not a fictive or fictionkin, I'm doing this because I really like Tachyon and I want to test my luck with hosting an askblog!

Please hold your horses and keep asks as SFW (safe for work), I am okay with shipping.

(anons used to be off but now they're on because i trust tumblr..)

I will try my best to stay in character! This is my first time running a askblog.

anything from me (mod) will put as //ooc (out of character)

all posts will have #experimentswithtachyon and um.. asks will have #moredatafortachyon

#tachyonyap is for when im self-projecting and staying in character!

and #nottachyon is for any asks that are directed towards me.. any posts i make of me yapping usually get deleted

thats it i think... i hope yall stay safe and have a wonderful day!!!!

(divider is by saradika-graphics)

stuff tachyon has done!

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

//THAT'S??? SO MANY LIKES??? ive genuinenly never gotten that far in any of my other sideblogs... woah.... THANK YOU ALL!!! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A MARVELOUS DAY!!!

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How to reconstruct an uma from ribbons of body

For.. Data purposes....

Nothing else..

-@aerosasribbon

.."How to reconstruct an uma from ribbons of body". Hm.. Do you mean actual ribbons? Or are you calling the nervous system or cardiovascular system ribbons?

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I wonder if an Uma could run and play an organ at the same time. Maybe if you were to modify a steamtrunk punchcard calliope on a cart so that the rotation of the axle gave it power, an uma pulling the cart rickshaw style could make it play.

..I feel like this is one of those things where you need to physically draw what you're thinking.

I don't think this would work the way you want it to work.

[tired-uma-dori]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S 8 DIGITALS

[gitanlikesumas]

:3

[tired-uma-dori]

please. one of you is bad enough. i'm going to die you're going to kill me

[umalordship]

eeeehhhh you get used to it. There are like 5 of me, not counting the god-like entity that calls herself Gold Ship too.

[tired-uma-dori]

i can't believe i'm saying this but 5 gold ships and a godlike maybe gold ship sounds worse than 8 digitals

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There's also around four (//active) Tachyons here.

..the "copies", whatever you call them, are common. There's no "original" uma if there's multiples. Unless you're counting which one came onto Umablr first.

[experimentswithtachyon]

//sometimes i forget the horrors of hosting an askblog in umablr and then i get hit with stuff like this in my inbox.

//im not bashing on the anons i just find the difference very, very funny....

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//update: those two asks were from my beloved oomf.

thank you oomf. you are awesome oomf. and so is everyone reading this.

um. yeah. i don't know what im doing anymore.

<- one of the most gullible mods on umablr

[draggerhatter]

Hello umablr. I think I’ve been here for nearly 2 months now? And this has been my favorite aquarium that in get to watch and tap during this exam season so I wanted to give my flowers to the folks responsible

Initially I was Gona send individual anion asks to each, and then I got to the mod of trancend/dober/air messaiah/Fortnite/chiynono-you get the picture- and couldn’t figure out which account to send to, so I’m just Gona make a big post instead to become comprehensive and also save on time. So here goes

Umablr mod appreciation post!!

(Disclaimer: since I’m relatively new I’m probably Gona miss some people, and I also don’t know the mods for all the account so I might miss some overlap.)

If I get any details wrong (pronouns n such), feel free to correct me via comments or IM.

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Starting off:

@gitanlikesumas /tasting the north/ tazuna 2/etc.: I was going to initially going to skip her since I already sent her an ask (hi) but then I remembered she also runs @trainer-kiryu.

Trainer kiryu is my favorite umablr account. Flat out. It's so serious. It’s such a silly idea but Gitanmod takes it totally seriously, putting her whole heart into it and makes it more than a one note "hey guys it’s me john yakuza!". Whenever he speaks I read his posts in the yakuza text box you are so spot on.

It's the account that introduced me to umablr and got me hooked on it to begin with.

She also runs the fucking Mario bros account I found this out today the range is crazy.

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Speaking of crazy range.

@party-rockin-uma aka mejiro dober/Sakura chiynono o/ Transend / air messiah/ Zeno Rob Roy/ happy meek/ohmygodthislistdoesntend: How. How do you run SO MANY. And have them all feel unique, and in character, and have a gimmick, and have EVENTS while juggling like 16 of them at once. I think dober is their first account, but Fortnite dance is my favorite of the bunch so I pinged that one. She sucks so much is awesome.

Fortnite dance mod, your ethic is impressive and your accounts all engage me greatly. I can’t wait to get my form back from Not Trancend™️.

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@thisdanceisforvittoria: OMG opera o haiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You play opera o. Thats oshi. What more can be said. Oh, also you’re really good at it and also manage the bullshit that I imagine fills your inbox with all the drama very well :] (sorry that happens to u)

I can’t really get into it without just going into a full tired on opera o. Shas literally the coolest guy.... and you made TWO OF HER!!! Woah.. Also your fuji is good I’m not the biggest fuji guy but I like how you play her.

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Off the back of fuji and ope, @teamrigiltrainer (I’m pinging her to represent Rigil in general): you guys are fun :> I don’t really keep up too well with all the members but yell are cool!

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@lovelystayernaritatoproad: top road bias. I think she’s neat, so I think you’re neat.

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@meisho-doto-blue: shoutout for dealing with whatever lurks in your ask box. I joined after the beef so I gen don’t have a single clue what everyone’s problem is but occ people seem chill with you so its prob Not That Serious™ (I think)

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@umalordship: Youree also before my era, but I know from my readings that you were foundational to a decent chunk of current umablr so here’s your flowers

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@yearofconfusion: I think your fun. I liked the Mario Kart fever dream that’s maybe a top 5 umablr in my books and generally I enjoy confusions character

@confusionthepsychic: throwing you in here too since I sort of know you two as a pair, I’m not too familiar with a blog but you guys interact frequently enough despite being ditto characters that its fun :>

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@4leavesofluck: i like clover and mint. their fun. I don’t actively make a habit of scrolling through the blogs but I always read the dailies when the clop up. I’m not sure if you guys run the tiger nurse but she’s fun too :>

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@ask-byzantinedream: I like what you’re doing with the blog author. this blog was my introduction to the more serious side of umablr when I first joined, and though I wasn’t able to keep up with what was going on after bya disappeared, I still respect the project.

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@carrot-phoenix: phoenix is fun! I’m a big fan of his design (except the blue but that’s a personal thing) and I like the drawings :] Somone needs to shove him in a locker.

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@tracens-rumor-mill: a really fun account! I really like the podcast approach you took, and it makes the asks feel way more diegetic. plus its sort of an interaction machine with how easy it is to drag Somone into stuff via a rumor. also I like King Chronos. big fan of her design and her commentary.

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@shining-star-of-losers: one of the first umablr accounts I directly interacted with, I think your take on Haru is generally very good and yes she CAN swear she is a professional athlete. also a decent driving force to me making a blog myself.

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@horsie-of-the-hole: I like tuning voice. very fun personality for a mob uma. compressed coconut tunnel pops into my head sometimes.

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@unihemispherical: Good bit for your OC. I like the split and the reasoning.

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Now that the oldheads are out of the way, i also wana complement some of the accounts that i saw crop up since I’ve joined!

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@experimentswithtachyon: I like your take on tachyon. your very critical of yourself which I think is good, and I respect you’re trying to stick as close to the "real tachyon" as possible. just try not to burn yourself out or smth kay?

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@strongestroaringgirl: fungle docket

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@thebrightestvessel, @brandnewkindofconstellation, @aerosasribbon : I think you guys bounce off each other really well! I’m excited to see where your stories go

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@keepitrealcity: I like your art, I like your commitment to the character by writing and truly taking in the campaign, and I like Naomi :>

I think that’s everyone? everyone I can think of at least. thank you all for being so fun to watch, i hope to be around these parts for a little longer to see how stuff ends up going :)

[experimentswithtachyon]

//that made me squeal in joy thank you.... i hope you have a marvelous day.... very joyous...

[experimentswithtachyon]

Can I help you test something? I'd drink any concoction you cook up, Tachyon! - @gitanlikesumas

"Any concoction".. Surprisingly, I feel like you would say that, Gitan.

Tachyon takes out a test tube, filled with some pink, glowing liquid with the consistency of honey.

i have no doubt you haven't seen the base of the experiments I do on other umamusume, but as a refresher.. You go out on the track, drink this, and run a lap.

[gitanlikesumas]

Got it!

*She takes the tube, and quickly goes to the track, not even stopping as she downs it and starts running*

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Tachyon follows, slightly unsettled by Gitan's pure enthusiasm.

Hmhm, I never could've guessed that you'd run into this head-first.

[gitanlikesumas]

It's a chance to help my oshi! Of course I'd take it!

Sooooo, what's it supposed to do?

[experimentswithtachyon]

It's supposed to increase your speed and endurance. If I got it correct, you won't trip and struggle to get back up.

If I got it wrong.. Well. It's either that affect I just mentioned, or something a little worse.

[gitanlikesumas]

Okay!

*She keeps running, certainly seemin to last longer than normal. She does seem to be sweating in the heat, though Gitan is very vulnerable to it normally.*

I feel weird... I think it's a good kind of weird!

[experimentswithtachyon]

Good.. good.. Keep running until you get to the end, okay?

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Can I help you test something? I'd drink any concoction you cook up, Tachyon! - @gitanlikesumas

"Any concoction".. Surprisingly, I feel like you would say that, Gitan.

Tachyon takes out a test tube, filled with some pink, glowing liquid with the consistency of honey.

i have no doubt you haven't seen the base of the experiments I do on other umamusume, but as a refresher.. You go out on the track, drink this, and run a lap.

[gitanlikesumas]

Got it!

*She takes the tube, and quickly goes to the track, not even stopping as she downs it and starts running*

[experimentswithtachyon]

Tachyon follows, slightly unsettled by Gitan's pure enthusiasm.

Hmhm, I never could've guessed that you'd run into this head-first.

[gitanlikesumas]

It's a chance to help my oshi! Of course I'd take it!

Sooooo, what's it supposed to do?

[experimentswithtachyon]

It's supposed to increase your speed and endurance. If I got it correct, you won't trip and struggle to get back up.

If I got it wrong.. Well. It's either that affect I just mentioned, or something a little worse.

[experimentswithtachyon]

Can I help you test something? I'd drink any concoction you cook up, Tachyon! - @gitanlikesumas

"Any concoction".. Surprisingly, I feel like you would say that, Gitan.

Tachyon takes out a test tube, filled with some pink, glowing liquid with the consistency of honey.

i have no doubt you haven't seen the base of the experiments I do on other umamusume, but as a refresher.. You go out on the track, drink this, and run a lap.

[gitanlikesumas]

Got it!

*She takes the tube, and quickly goes to the track, not even stopping as she downs it and starts running*

[experimentswithtachyon]

Tachyon follows, slightly unsettled by Gitan's pure enthusiasm.

Hmhm, I never could've guessed that you'd run into this head-first.

[experimentswithtachyon]

how many organs needed for running

Both the human body and umamusume body technically use all organs when running.

..at least, I'm hoping that's what you were trying to ask.

[experimentswithtachyon]

Hi my trainee drank one of your potions and now she's glowing blue is there any way to stop that

Sorry, who's your trainee? I don't remember giving anyone a potion that had such.. effects.

..there's also no cure.

Have fun with your new nightlight, guinea pig!

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Agnas tycoon

..I'm not even going to comment on this.

[experimentswithtachyon]

Hello Tachyon! Cafe has spoken to me about your experiments. I have heard you are studying the limitations of umamusume. That is quite interesting!

@thisdanceisforvittoria

Hello, Opera.

More accurately it's the limits of speed, but.. Well, I don't blame Cafe for getting the specifics wrong.

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Can I help you test something? I'd drink any concoction you cook up, Tachyon! - @gitanlikesumas

"Any concoction".. Surprisingly, I feel like you would say that, Gitan.

Tachyon takes out a test tube, filled with some pink, glowing liquid with the consistency of honey.

i have no doubt you haven't seen the base of the experiments I do on other umamusume, but as a refresher.. You go out on the track, drink this, and run a lap.

[experimentswithtachyon]

//ok i have an idea and im not sure if i should roll with it

should i make another uma oc.....

yes

no

..wait a minute what do you mean by "another'.....? (results)

Voting ended onMay 29

..i'll show who they are when i make the blog trust

[experimentswithtachyon]

Agnes.

..yes, that's my family name. There's a lot of Agnes's, don't you know that?

There's Agnes Digital, Agnes Flora, Agnes World, Agnes Jedi, Agnes Flight, Agnes Raspberry, Agnes Sonic, Agnes Ark, Agnes Parade, Agnes Lady, Agnes Waltz, Agnes Gold, Agnes Special, Agnes Wing, Agnes Tesco..

So, admit it, Anon. Which Agnes were you referring to?

[experimentswithtachyon]

//according to netkeiba, there are 535 horses that have Agnes in their name. that's.. a lot of Agnes.