#notthecopilot

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[octoberinminnesota]

Lalala, beep (because wrong number texting? poor Martin!), note

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

[Text] Heyyyyy are you the guy i met int eh coffeshop today? - Mx[Text] yourre adooooooorable - Mx[Text] follrow your dreams adorbale coffe shop guy and then eveyrone wil know youre the captain - Mx[Text] anfd youll be getting all the bitches - Mx[Text] not me though. bht thats probablyf great for you1!! good luck adorable coffeshop captain!

[thewhippinghand]

Ehhhrrrrrmmmm...MJN Air, we're tiny, you've probably never heard of us.

Hm, MJN. No, I don't think I have. But it's very nice of you to contact me like this, just to greet me. I think maybe I'll take your airline somewhere in the future. I was looking forward to vacationing in Russia sometime soon.

Oh, and why are you so nervous?

[thewhippinghand]

Miss Adler (or Ms, I guess), hello, I heard about you from a client, sort of offhandedly, a Mr. Birling, and, uh, I was just...wanting to say hello? I guess? My name's Martin Crieff, Captain Martin Crieff, by the way. I guess I should have started with that...

Ah, Mr. Birling. I haven't spoken with him in ages. Well, hello love, it's very nice to meet you. So you're a Captain, is that right? That's interesting. What airline do you work for?