The Woman

Irene Adler, but some like to call me The Woman. I've got claws and I bite, if that's what you like. If not, then perhaps we can chat. Go on; impress a girl. Tracking: thewhippinghand. Current M!A Status: None

[thewhippinghand]

I made an appointment for tonight at the fertility clinic.

Tonight? Alright, at what time?

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

Seven. Should be…simple. I think.

[thewhippinghand]

I should hope so. I'll be there then.

Sherlock, I honestly hope that you find whatever it is you're looking for in this child.

[thewhippinghand]

I made an appointment for tonight at the fertility clinic.

Tonight? Alright, at what time?

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

thewhippinghand [text] Found a human surrogate if you would prefer. I trust her. She’s a friend. SH [text] When do we do the whole harvesting and implantation thing? SH

[thewhippinghand]

[text] As long as the child is safe, I’m alright with it. -IAx

[text] I’m currently on a plane back to London from Istanbul. So as soon as you’d like. -IAx

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

[text] Excellent. SH

[text] I’m not sure how we’re going to arrange this. SH

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Well let me know then. I'll be back for a month and then I'm leaving for the United States. You've got plenty of time. -IAx

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

thewhippinghand [text] Found a human surrogate if you would prefer. I trust her. She’s a friend. SH [text] When do we do the whole harvesting and implantation thing? SH

[thewhippinghand]

[text] As long as the child is safe, I'm alright with it. -IAx

[text] I'm currently on a plane back to London from Istanbul. So as soon as you'd like. -IAx

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Would you be willing to donate an egg? SH

[text] I’m going to make the bold assumption that you’re not talking about the breakfast kind. - IAx

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

[text] It won’t be traditional impregnation. You won’t have to carry it. There’s an artificial womb in the works. SH

[text] Does that count as a catch? SH

[thewhippinghand]

[text] No, I suppose it would count more as a bonus. Less work on my part. Sounds a bit… risky though. - IAx

[text] Alright, I’ll bite. But it’s my genetics you’ll be breeding. Prove this alternate method of yours is safe and my haploid cells are all yours. - IAx

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

[text] Thank you. Thank you. SH

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Raise the child properly and that'll be all the thanks I need, love. - IAx

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Would you be willing to donate an egg? SH

[text] I’m going to make the bold assumption that you’re not talking about the breakfast kind. - IAx

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

[text] It won’t be traditional impregnation. You won’t have to carry it. There’s an artificial womb in the works. SH

[text] Does that count as a catch? SH

[thewhippinghand]

[text] No, I suppose it would count more as a bonus. Less work on my part. Sounds a bit... risky though. - IAx

[text] Alright, I'll bite. But it's my genetics you'll be breeding. Prove this alternate method of yours is safe and my haploid cells are all yours. - IAx

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Would you be willing to donate an egg? SH

[text] I’m going to make the bold assumption that you’re not talking about the breakfast kind. - IAx

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

[text] That would be correct. SH

[text] Not necessarily your womb. Just your haploid cells. SH

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Well that’s rather forward. - IAx

[text] I’m thinking it over right now. What, have you suddenly found yourself in the mood for the pitter-patter of little feet in your flat? More so than you already are? - IAx

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

[text] Yes. Progeny of my genetic own. SH

[thewhippinghand]

[text] And mind as well, apparently. - IAx

[text] I'm leaning towards it, since I suppose it wouldn't hurt. But I'm sensing there's a catch here somewhere. - IAx

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Would you be willing to donate an egg? SH

[text] I’m going to make the bold assumption that you’re not talking about the breakfast kind. - IAx

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

[text] That would be correct. SH

[text] Not necessarily your womb. Just your haploid cells. SH

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Well that's rather forward. - IAx

[text] I'm thinking it over right now. What, have you suddenly found yourself in the mood for the pitter-patter of little feet in your flat? More so than you already are? - IAx

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Would you be willing to donate an egg? SH

[text] I'm going to make the bold assumption that you're not talking about the breakfast kind. - IAx

[thewhippinghand]

i have to go back to him i'm going back home i have to help him

Sebastian, I—

I really don’t think that’s such a good idea. Not at all.

[nitroglycerin-sniper-blog]

he needs me

no one else does

[thewhippinghand]

Sebastian, I need you to really, truly work on recovering from this whole ordeal. I don't want to get too involved, it's not my place, but you're my friend, one of the few that I have, and I'm extremely worried about your behavior. Have you forgotten what's happened already..?

[thewhippinghand]

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes replied to your post:((Online))

((uhhh Jim’s threatening suicide and Sherlock’s torn between completely done and knowing he’s going to be lonely))

((:O Oh dear. Well, that’s no bueno. Thankies for the update.))

[inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes]

((oh and I won’t be on much if at all tomorrow since I’m getting my wisdom teeth out at long last))

[thewhippinghand]

((Sweet merciful Mary, good luck with that. I hope it doesn't hurt as bad for you as it did for me. They had to prescribe me some heavy duty painkillers for that. >.<))

[thewhippinghand]

i have to go back to him i'm going back home i have to help him

Sebastian, I—

I really don’t think that’s such a good idea. Not at all.

[thewhippinghand]

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes replied to your post:((Online))

((uhhh Jim’s threatening suicide and Sherlock’s torn between completely done and knowing he’s going to be lonely))

((:O Oh dear. Well, that's no bueno. Thankies for the update.))

[thewhippinghand]

((Online))

((Sorry about disappearing for 2 days. We've been having a lot of snowstorms here, and, quite frankly, I am completely beat down from all the damn shoveling and wading in dirty water. But I'm here now. Have I missed much?))

[thewhippinghand]

((Offline))

((Bedtime for me. I've gotta be up in 7 hours. I've drafted things, and I should be around a little earlier tomorrow. Depends on how much it snows and how much it impedes my travel plans.

Night all!))

[thewhippinghand]

[text] How was Russia? -M

[text] Cold. A lot of snow but otherwise exactly how you’d expect Russia to be. - Ax

[text] And how is your wound healing? - Ax

[ask-jim-moriarty-blog]

[text] Ha. -M

[text] If this doesn’t blow over in a few more days, I’m going to kill myself. -M

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Are you really? - Ax

[text] I thought you were caught up in this trend of fake deaths and suicides that's been going around as of late. Sure this one wont be another fake? - Ax

[thewhippinghand]

[text] How was Russia? -M

[text] Cold. A lot of snow but otherwise exactly how you’d expect Russia to be. - Ax

[text] And how is your wound healing? - Ax

[ask-jim-moriarty-blog]

[text] Hm. -M

[text] Actually, I won’t. -M

[text] I have a confession to make. -M

[thewhippinghand]

[text] Well, suit yourself. Seems like that would be a good way for you to spend the time. - Ax

[text] Oh, do you? Let's hear it then. - Ax