#notthegodoflies

[justhawkeye]

"Okay okay, you've made your point. You're really fantastic at sneaking up on me. There. I admitted it."

[crushercarlie-archived]

notthegodoflies started following you

"I have the Avengers on speed dial!"

[justhawkeye]

If you're trying to be sneaky, try again. 

[colonelpunchalot]

✸ notthegodoflies

     ✸ —「 With Carol's lucky hat (which is meant to hold more sentimental value than it currently does), surely nothing could go wrong. Like the accidental bumping into of a known Asgardian trickster god. Or something. She walked to city looking for some time to kill before her next appointment. 」

[mecalledspeed]

notthegodoflies is wishing he were as hot as you

Honestly, I think you're stuck in a rut.

How does that make you feel?

[nefariouslywhitney]

notthegodoflies 

Ugh--

What do you want?

[justhawkeye]

<Kate was confused for a moment when she stepped into what should have been a dark, unlit apartment until she sees that familiar horned figure on her couch>

Aw, you brought my jacket back to me!