Nov 1, 2016
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send me a 😏 and my muse will describe what they think yours would be like in bed.
“You’d start out sweet but I feel when you weren’t getting what you want you’d just take control.”
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😏
send me a 😏 and my muse will describe what they think yours would be like in bed.
“You’d start out sweet but I feel when you weren’t getting what you want you’d just take control.”
“God damn right, you should be scared of me.”
“I mean, I just aggressively negotiate. Y’all have the bigger picture; it’s hard not to be scared of you.”
“Don’t complain. I could’ve tied you up in even less comfortable positions.”
“I can imagine.”
“Why are you starring at me like that?”
“No reason.”
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Send (‿!‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) to grab my muse’s butt
“Hi there.”
@notyouraveragepumpkinqueen
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you who…
controls the remote: Both. There have been epic wars fought over it.
controls the furnace: Both.
makes nachos at 2 am: Jack.
really really likes Candy Crush: Neither? I don’t see them being one for Facebook games.
drinks directly from the orange juice jug: Jack, when it’s his own jug. If it’s not, he pours himself a huge glass and chugs it.
tracks mud inside the house: Neither, but maybe Jack on occasion. He cleans it up, though.
takes the kids out of school early to go to a baseball game: Jack.
does crafts and leaves them half-finished on the table: Jack?
broke the toaster and lied about it: Jack might break the toaster, but he wouldn’t lie about it.
@notyouraveragepumpkinqueen | continued
“I don’t think you count as an older woman.”
"So you like older women, huh?"
“That depends, how old?”