#notyourunicorn

[lavenderisme]

Looking through a cute girls tinder profile

Swiping to the last picture and it’s of her and her boyfriend kissing

Reading her bio that says looking for a unicorn

[designsbycourtney92xox]

Forget the sugar-coated fairy tales and the sparkly rainbows because this beast doesn't play nice. 🌌 Why fit into a perfect, boring mold when you can unleash an absolute storm of cosmic energy and look mesmerizing doing it. Embrace the chaos, paint your own sky in shades of toxic violet and electric orange, and never let anyone dim your chaotic glow ⚡🎨

[wiscolina]

I'm Scottish, But I'm Not Your Unicorn

A PSA for this eve of Bisexual Visibility Week: "My husband thinks you're super cute" is not a compliment. It's creepy. I'm not a celebrity with a fandom following. I'm monogamously married and never was/will be polyamorous. We've talked about this already. If we're going to remain friends, you have to stop this. Real life is not porn. If you're looking for a hookup, try U-Haul.

[mj2008]

My girlfriend got me a sticker 💜💜💜🦄🦄🦄 #notyourunicorn #kimchicuddles #poly #polyamory

[freakonwheatx]

Just had a girl ask why I won't suck her bfs dick.... like.... I thought lesbian was a pretty well known vocabulary term. I am truly amazed

[askpillow]

Hullo!

And welcome to my blog you four! :]