pls nobody makes cg marie and regressed me loves Marie and always imagines her as a cg but nobody makes content for cg Marie so im here like "Fine. I'll do it myself."
suuuuuuper gentle cg
she also thinks you're adorable
anything you ask of her, she'll try her best to accomplish or get for you
tries to be a bit more energetic when you're little in order to match you and be able to keep up with you
loves to perform and do little dances and covers with you when you're regressed!! dancing around the living room singing city of color is always on the little agenda with Marie
she usually sticks to nicknames like "baby bear" and "little one" for you
Marie loves to tell you stories from her and Callie's lives, especially to help you get to sleep
you're probably going to be doing a lot of handholding as Marie wants to keep you safe at all times
she knows a lot about regression, tried it herself once and found it pretty stress relieving
dont be afraid to ask for a hug or affection from Marie, she's always happy when her little one is happy
keeps a list of your favorite things on her phone
she likes to bring you home random small gifts such as plushies and occasionally a new paci or book
speaking of books, she absolutely adores reading to you
when she reads stories to you she'll do silly voices to match the characters
she just loves spending time with you and is so glad to be your cg <3
my little tk brain is active rn SO squid sisters tickle headcanons YIPPEE
of course warning for lots of tickly things under the cut <3
tickle fights. LOTS of tickle fights.
it's usually callie starting them, and marie ending them.
sometimes something like this will happen instead, though:
callie feels playful and giggly and wants to be tickled but REFUSES to admit it so she tries to provoke marie into getting her
she mostly wears a tanktop when she wants it
usually marie can pick up on this really quickly because of how well she knows her cousin, but she usually wont let callie have tickles without mentally torturing her first
what marie does is she'll get pretty close to callie, and say something like "nice tanktop, cal~ wonder why youre wearing it..." or "hm, isn't it a bit cold for a tanktop, callie?"
another thing marie does to tease callie is blow in her ear, making her contract and giggle
callie usually hugs marie and wraps marie's arms around herself as a way of asking but... not asking, yknow?
finally, marie will sigh and be like "alright, alright. fine." and absolutely WRECK callie with tickles
she gets EVERYWHERE. tummy, sides, underarms, back, even her hands.
this goes on for about ten minutes until callie will turn things around and give her cousin tickles, except shes much gentler as she knows marie isnt the fondest of it
usually from callie its just gentle side scritches and neck/chin tks
then marie ends it with saying to callie "so? are you finally gonna admit you love it?"
"HECK NO!!!!!!!"
okay wooshdfjgsdf i had to get this out of my brain take it aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
self indulgent because today has been literally traumatizing for me and i need to cope
also banner at the bottom is custom made by me
Frye notices that there's something clearly wrong, you seem to be more on-edge and spiky than usual
She got even more concerned than before after asking you what's wrong and you don't respond
It was obvious to her now that something big was happening and you didn't wanna tell her
Before asking again, she tries to subtly comfort you: Frye offers you sweets, plushies, anything that she knows you find comforting and stress-relieving
She couldn't hold back from hugging you and begging you to tell her what's wrong, especially since you barely reacted to your usual comforts
Eventually, with a lot of hugs and forehead kisses and reassurance, you tell her what's wrong
She completely understands, having probably been in the same situation before (girlie's been through a looooot)
Frye starts by wrapping you into a little blanket burrito, she also gives you your paci/teether (if you use one)
Then she puts on a movie she knows you'd like, perhaps one you've seen before and loved or even a new movie she thought was appropriate and would calm you down
She dimmed the lights of the room and then cuddled up with you
She would whisper sweet words to you, such as gentle pet names and reassurances, reminding you that everything would be okay
Once you're asleep, she'd carry you to bed; she may look sort of weak but she's actually very strong and picking you up was a breeze
SO LIKE I WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT SOME GAY CEPHALOPODS FOR SQUIDMAS SO HERE YA GO HAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Squidmas Cheer [Captain 3 x Agent 8]
“Three! Three!!” Eight ran up to the captain, decked out in her Squidmas sweater. Three turned around, looking the pink Octoling up and down. “Well, someone’s excited for the holiday season.” Three showed a small smile.
“Yes, yes!! I actually wanted to ask, since I don’t know much about this ‘Squidmas’... what are some common activities of the season?” Eight seemed to bounce up and down like a young child. Three looked to the side, tugging on the puffy black winter coat they layered on top of their uniform. “Well… where should I start? There’s so much to Squidmas–”
“I wanna know it all!” Eight took Three’s hands in her own and held them tightly with a smile. Three looked around Inkopolis Square. Bright flickering red and green lights lined the shops, Squidmas trees in windows and wreaths hung on doors. Of course, there were Squidmas themed turf wars going on, and in shops mini events such as gingerbread house contests took place. But what caught Three’s eye was the giant ice skating rink at the edge of the plaza.
“Eight, have you ever been ice skating?” Three motioned towards the ice skating rink. Eight shook her head, but her eyes glittered in the snow with determination. Three led Eight to the stand right by the skating rink. It was run by a familiar gray haired inkling.
“Hi Marie!” Eight greeted. The idol smiled at the duo, pulling out a notebook and a calculator. “So, what’ll it be; two tickets, I take it, along with two pairs of skates?” Marie seemed to be down to business, but in a playful manner. Three nodded; They couldn’t keep their eyes off of Eight’s rosy-cold face. Marie wrote up the tickets before ripping a small tear in the tickets, leaving them on a shelf as evidence of purchase. She handed the skates to the excited Octoling, who ran off to sit down and tie the laces of the skates. Marie looked at the captain, winking before handing them the second pair of skates.
“Ice skating date, good idea. You go get the girl.” Marie said before giggling, returning to cleaning up the stand. Through the cold Three felt their face heat up with blush. They walked over to Eight, who was– having difficulties, to say the least– tying her laces. She had the laces all twisty and turny around the knobs. Three giggled as embarrassment washed over Eight. “Let me help,” They said before kneeling in front of Eight and undoing the twists and turns and loops that Eight had created. They then neatly tied the skates for Eight, stuffing the excess lace into the skate itself.
Eight smiled, hugging Three as a thank you. She stood up, but nearly tripped. Three quickly and instinctively grabbed her waist, keeping her from falling. They met each other’s eyes, both in shock and astonishment. After looking into each other’s eyes for more than a moment, Eight whispered, “Um, Three? I… think I can stand on my own now.”
“Oh, yes, sorry.” Three bashfully looked in the opposite direction as they let Eight stand. Three kneeled down to lace their own skates. They stood up, Eight regaining their childlike outlook. “Catch me if you can~!” Eight ran to the ice, Three shouting “Wait!! Eight, be careful!! Don’t run with those skates on!!” But it was too late.
Surprisingly, Eight made it onto the ice perfectly safe. She easily drifted along the ice, doing axles and other spins. Returning to Three, who was shockedly standing by the edge of the rink, Eight drew up ice shavings as she skirted to a halt.
“Eight, you’re a natural!!” Three broke out into a smile. “Oh, it’s nothing! Now, come on! Skate with me!” Eight took Three’s hands and led them onto the ice. “EIGHT NONONONO–” Three yelled, jumping back and landing on their bottom. “What? Is… something wrong?” Eight asked, concerned as she walked over to Three and helped them up.
“I… ah… truth be told, I have no idea how to ice skate.” The captain looked away.
“Oh! That’s fine then! I can teach you!” Eight took this with confidence, knowing that with her masterful skills they would be skating with ease in no time. “Okay, maybe we should get on the ice more slowly. Sorry about that,” Eight scratched her head. Three nodded. Eight took their hand and stepped onto the ice, allowing them to follow her action. They slowly did, immediately shaking and slipping once they were on the ice. “Woah, woah!! Ack!! Oh, fuck!!” Three cursed as they tried not to fall. “Hey, hey! I’m not gonna let anything happen to you! Now, try to regain your balance and stand tall.” Eight ordered. Three did as told, finding it strange to follow commands from someone else that wasn’t one of the Squid Sisters.
“Good! Now, bend your knees a little,” Eight followed her words, too, hoping it would give a little more demonstration. They bent their knees, beginning to slide a bit on the ice. They looked up worriedly at Eight, hoping for more instruction before they fell.
“Okay, now take small steps. Do not take big ones. Baby steps.” Three felt like a toddler when hearing this. Brushing off that feeling, They did as told. Soon they were slowly gliding across the ice, Eight never letting them go. When breaks were needed, they would hang onto the edge of the rink. Eight would do little spins while waiting for Three to say they were ready again.
The day flew by, Three slowly but surely learning how to skate. Eight even demonstrated some simple jumps and turns, but Three was too scared to attempt them.
When the two left the rink, they returned the skates to Marie. “Huh. Never knew the captain couldn’t skate,” Marie smirked, earning a “Shut up.” from Three.
Eight jumped around, hyper from the good day she had. “Thank you, Three, thank you!! I loved skating with you!!” She exclaimed. Three patted her back. “Sure thing, Eight. Anytime.” Eight hesitated before quickly kissing Three on the lips, gently pushing her soft lips against the captain’s. Both broke out into a bright red blush.
“Stay warm!! Merry Squidmas,” Eight ran off and shouted over her shoulder. Three was left a blushing mess, holding their hand to their lips right where Eight kissed them. They couldn’t help but smile at the action. It kept replaying in their head.
Sure, Eight may not know much about Squidmas, but her spreading Squidmas cheer was definitely up to par.
i dreamt that i was in a private battle turf war with jaymoji and a few other splattubers
like i saw etce, i saw hackerling, i saw vulpixie, i think i saw fyrus and failboat too
it was so funny we were just doing random shit but then i think jay switched the mode to rainmaker because i remember diving to grab the rainmaker but hackerling stole it
i wasnt even splatting anyone i was just having fun chasing people around
i would love to write more about this dream but unfortunately being afab sucks and its that time and im in excruciating pain
im bored so here are some little imagines for myself of some of my f/os
ill probably make multiple posts so this post will include Callie and Marie
Callie is a romantic f/o, while Marie is platonic so please keep that in mind
Marie is more of an older sibling lol
Callie loves to give me kisses and hugs right when i get home from school, she knows its extremely stressful for me but she's proud of me for surviving another day
Marie helps me with my homework, and has not even once ever screamed at me (shes not even gotten mad in the slightest)
once, as a birthday gift, Callie managed to convince Marie into letting me have exactly ONE day wearing the Hypnoshades... it was an interesting experience and it was really fun to battle (though Marie made sure that Octavio didnt hypnotize me as well as Callie, it was more of a mild hypnosis (somehow))
Callie gives tight and energetic hugs, while Marie gives looser and more of sleepy cuddles
one time Callie caught me in my room dancing to Bomb Rush Blush, as i had learned the whole dance from a video of her on YouTube) and surprised me by picking me up from behind and calling me cute names
Marie tried to teach me how to use a squiffer and let me hold her Hero Charger, but took both because she saw me begin shaking out of anxiety
ive been caught a million times singing the Calamari Inkantation, and i wouldnt even notice i was singing until it was pointed out
im really, REALLY short (4'7) so Marie does that thing where she rests her arm on my head jokingly; if i get grumpy about it she'll pick me up and twirl me around to raise my mood again
thats it for now, i wanna go play some chill season
i may make a part two of Squid Sisters at some point but i think next post will be of Off The Hook
bad self insert writing to cope small fic whatever
i need to cheer myself up so im going to write dont even interact with this or do i dont care i just want comfort from callie so i shall write and also its gonna be bad and random whatever i just need to write
Nova opened the door, finally home.
"Hello, lov-" Callie began as she walked over to greet her lover, but got cut off as Nova brushed by her. Nova seemed very quiet. Sure, they were definitely the quiet and shy type; but today they seemed.. quieter than usual. Instead of stopping by the kitchen for a snack, they went right up the stairs and slammed their door shut.
Callie was getting really concerned for Nova. She scaled the stairs to Nova's door and knocked.
"Go away," Nova gave a short response.
"Nov, what's wrong?" Callie asked, sweetening her voice in an attempt to get Nova to let her in.
There was an audible sigh from the short, purple octoling before they pushed the door open. Callie entered the room, seeing Nova sit on their bed with their chin in hands.
Instead of their usual inkfall polo along with their goggles and white boots, they had on a simple white tank top and black shorts.
Nova's backpack lay open on the floor, papers flooding out. Incomplete assignments, assignments marked with bad grades, red pen writing covering one of their major writing pieces.
Callie's eyes drifted over it all, and she made a pretty good inference on the problem. "School stresses?" The idol questioned.
Nova groaned, indicating that Callie's assumption was correct. They pulled out a specific paper with their schedule on it, along with their current grades. Handing it to Callie begrudgingly, Nova pulled out their phone.
Callie read the schedule and grades. Four "C"s, one "A" and one "B". "That's not too bad!" Callie smiled. "To you," Nova retorted.
Looking over Nova's shoulder, Callie watched Nova scroll through notifications. They were swiping through them quickly with a tight frown on their face. Upon asking about the notifications, Nova told Callie about how at school everyone made fun of them for their cosplay account. They felt like they should hide themselves more.
"It's so unfair. These kids in my English class found my fucking Instagram and decided it would be funny to repost my shit and put my face on Tiktok. And now I can't walk into the school without hearing someone say 'renthesushigod!' Or random boys walking up to me and claiming to be my boyfriend. They're so fucking annoying, they just- AGH!!" Nova angrily threw their phone at the wall. They let themselves fall backwards on the bed and covered their eyes with their arms.
"And the most fucked up thing is I've been being bullied for my body since LAST YEAR!!! And I told admin; what did they say? 'Oh, that sucks. We can't do anything about it, sorry.' And they shrugged their shoulders."
Callie was unsure of what to respond with, so she wrapped her arms around the stressed octo. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You deserve so much better."
"This school is such shit that when I had to tell about my trauma and be on call with my abusers, the counselors promised I wouldn't need to talk. Then we actually get on the call and they start asking me questions and say I have to respond!! They fucking manipulated me, after trapping me in that damn ocean blue office for three whole periods!! The school underfeeds us and gives us crap for doing literally anything even slightly wrong, and they're a bunch of pedos and sexists!!"
Nova couldn't hold back their frustration any longer. They burst into tears in Callie's arms, Callie holding them tighter. "That's it. Cry it all out, Nov." Hearing Callie allow them to cry only made them sob more.
"I'm so terrified." Nova got out between hiccups and sniffles and coughs. "I feel unsafe there."
Callie knew she couldn't do much to help, so she decided to simply stick with the comfort approach. She pulled Nova into her lap and rubbed circles on their back. Callie knew this would help, even just a little bit.
Nova was shaking and coughing as they sobbed. Callie was beyond worried for her partner: she didn't know what to do. So, while still holding them close, she used her finger to draw little hearts and shapes on Nova's back. She also resorted to peppering kisses all over them.
Cracking an instant smile at this, Nova pushed her away and reclaimed their frustrated and tear-stained face. Knowing them all too well, Callie immediately guessed the reason for that reaction.
"What? Did that tick-"
"NO." Nova cut Callie off before she could finish the sentence. Callie rolled her eyes. "Sure, Moonlove. You keep on thinking that." She giggled.
Brushing off the ticklish sensation that finally subsided, Nova began picking up the papers and stuffing them back into their backpack. They picked up their phone. Another lucky deal, it wasn't cracked in the slightest.
"What are you doing now?" Callie asked, watching Nova bustle about the room. "Cleaning up one of the many messes I've made," Nova quietly responded.
"Hm... how about 'No'." Callie walked over and picked Nova up, returning to sit on the bed with them. Nova squirmed in their girlfriend's grip, mumbling "Callie, I really gotta get this cleaned up and organized."
"Or you could, y'know, relax. Take a breather. Seriously, you need one."
Looking up at Callie, Nova sighed. "Fine." They curled up against Callie, wiping the dark tear trails off of their face. Callie petted Nova, both of them closing their eyes. Callie began to hum Maritime Memory.
A few minutes later, Callie opened her eyes again. She looked down to see Nova, still curled up, now fast asleep. She plants a soft kiss on Nova's lips, earning a smile in their sleep.
the end i got lazy at the end and its kinda late i should probably be getting to sleep but i feel a bit better now and yeah this is a little taste of my shitty late night writing and yeah it was really spontaneous sorry about that and i do change moods kinda fast so um yeah im gonna shut up and go to bed now goodnight honk mimimi honk mimimi
