❝ why are you more concerned about the sheet when there’s a naked man mumbling things right there? ❞
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〈🌩 〉— && THE PHONE SHIFTS uncomfortably between his ear and shoulder as he listens to the girls voice through the speaker. arms crossed over his chest as he stares down at the messy bed, feet insistently tapping at the carpeted floor. ❝ well ... ❞ he starts, voice loud ( as per usual ) in hopes to wake the sleeping man up and kick him out of his apartment. nothing had even happened between him, but the stranger had still ended up in his nudist state. just his luck.
❝ because one. i don’t like this stranger. and two, i like my sheets, and i don’t want his ... smell ... to get on them. cause i’ve been banned from the laundry room for a week — again. ❞ he huffs loudly. it honestly was never his fault that incompetent people tried to use that machines and he just had to tell them what they were doing wrong. and it wasn’t his fault that the landlord hated him ( also not his fault, so he says ). ❝ so i’m thinking. i could just rip it out from underneath him. flip him off, and kick him out. ❞