May 4, 2014
The Fool
The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.
'Thou sloochatted to have a not so dear starry droog of mine eemya'd with Dim, thanks to him being quite the sodding gloopy malchick, like, and after a glorious nochy of horrorshow ultra-violence, the coppers had appeared to lovet wind of us, as long as it took them, thine arrived to the scene rather skorry, like, and as we were all hopping a fence to make our daring escape, Dim got his malenky sharries loveted on a post, and it ripped his yarbles in dva! Well, not quite, but I'm sure odin of his sharries fell out, perhaps even an officer of the law found it.'
'Did you really think the raskazz was going to be about Your Humble Narrator? Thou has no embarrassments at their own expense.'
