#npccore

[cadaverkeys]

minecraft is only a good and fun game when im on a server and everyone is in full netherite armour fucking husking the end for all its worth and im literally just the town baker

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

*Carries around a leather bag with a journal and a few bottles of unidentified liquid in it*

*Refers to money as "coin"*

*Greets everyone with the same three phrases*

*Wears a fur cape over a stylish tunic, and a belt with pouches and loops for holding all my stuff*

*Asks you to do me a favor and grab something from a location a mile away, then gives you $20 when you come back*

*Walks away and immediately gets eaten by a dragon*

[heightened-dopeness]

Listening to ashlee simpson religiously