Kylo: Do you reckon you’ll keep the name for the rest of your life?
Johnny: I dunno. Probably not. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna get disowned at some point.
Braeden: Now why would you say that-
Kylo: Oop-
Johnny: I’m serious. She nit-picks at everything I do and constantly compares me to other people. “Why can’t you be like thsis?” “Why can’t you be like that?” Or, “as an heir, you’re supposed to set an example for Malcolm”. I’m tired of hearing it!
Kylo: Yikes...
Braeden: Damn, that sucks, bro. Can we get an F in chat?
Braeden: Nice to know I’m not the only family disappointment.
Johnny: Family disappointment gang. Soz, Kylo, disgraced members only.
Kylo: I’m getting the adoption papers.
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Johnny: -so I hid in the closet, while Scott was under the bed cos we didn’t have time to find any better hiding spots.
Kylo: What happened next?
Braeden: I’m invested.
Johnny: So this couple walked in, making out and everything. You know, the steamy shit. They then get on the bed, and you could hear them undressing each other.
Kylo: Oi nahhh!
Braeden: Say sike right now.
Johnny: It gets worse...
Kylo: I’m sorry- WHAT?!
Braeden: I would simply pass away at that point...
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Johnny: He gets all offended and what not.
Kylo: I’m not surprised, especially after what she said like...
Braeden: I just know he was crying and throwing up.
Johnny: They then start arguing, and a this point I needed a piss, so I just wanted them gone.
Kylo: Please tell me you didn’t piss yourself-
Braeden: Well...?
Johnny: Obviously not.
Braeden and Kylo after listening to Johnny’s story:
