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ALRIGHT. I don’t care if I’m stuck in the body of an always-happy good-doer, and I care even less of her mission of being a helper of the realm. This is MY PLACE and here I talk about MY STUFF. Therefore, I couldn’t deny the fact that I never felt the so deepest desire to VIOLENTLY AND INTENSELY RAPE somebody ever before. TWELVE FUCKING AZEYMA ON A BUKKAKE BED when I meet these kinds of people my shit hits the fan multiple times until shaping into a motherFUCKING LOUISOIX PAINTING.

So, we have this person in Duty Finder. Joins the duty. Doesn’t say Hi. The first time he engages in Aurum Vale. Ok. Good. Everybody has to learn, and maybe he is on PS4. I’m healing to level up my Scholar, we all want to be the best of the classroom after all.

He rushes in. Takes up the whole floor. FUCKING RHALGR USING HIS COCK TO PLAY GOLF. I try to heal him. He comes back to me, KILLS EVERYBODY, says “sry”. I’ll RIP YOUR INTESTINES AND MAKE A GOULASH OUT OF IT. LEVEL 47, CAN’T TANK PROPERLY. Oh fine, let’s try again, maybe he was just kidding. Goes in, DOES THE SAME THING.

H E I S F R E N C H

Nald and Thal are fucking covering behind the holiest of the lights before I fucking EJECT MY PISS-DARK DESTRUCTO LAZER ON THE BOTH OF THEM PUSS’S.

Time to speak French I guess, so this guy will learn something, for the good of everybody and what all is holy and shit, yay! Using my skills at French I tell him to not rush in and take everything. He answers. “Je n'ai rien a foudre je fais comme je veux” which translates with “I don’t care, I do things how I want to.”

…

happiness and joy, happiness and joy.

…goes in, takes everything again, dies, we die.

…happiness and HOLY OSCHON’S SPERM-COATED COCK he just ditched us! Yes! Go back to fucking Hall of the Novice and LEARN HOW TO BE…how to be uh… HOW TO BE.

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