For my birthday, @tgarnsl prompted me "Alan/Davie, Fake Relationship". Imagine some sort of backstory where Alan pretends to be Davie's wife in order to evade the descriptions on their wanted posters.
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It was difficult not to smile at Alan in stays and skirts, he was so pleased with both. He twirled and swayed, and smiled coyly at me.
"Aye, but you make a bonny woman," I agreed, before he could ask. His vanity was as keen in skirts as breeches, and I had no wish to dim his pleasure.
"I told you I'd make you a better wife than mother," he preened, and I admitted it was so.
"And as your wife I can do this before anyone I please." And taking my face in his hands, he kissed me breathless.











