Merry Christmas!!
Who wants to bestow the gift of sneezing wetly all over my boobs? 😔🙏💖

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Merry Christmas!!
Who wants to bestow the gift of sneezing wetly all over my boobs? 😔🙏💖
I'm a good kid
I hate that writing requires composing sentences and dialogue and putting it all together in a cohesive fashion instead of just like. Telepathically transferring my ideas like a beautiful film into the brains of other people who would like to see my thoughts 😭
Can't stop fantasising about getting someone to sniff some chhinkni and then starting to fuck them with a dildo when the sneezes start really kicking in
I want them to be a total mess. I want them to be making ridiculous noises halfway between moans and sneezes because their body is so at war with both intense sensations 🫠
Periods are wild because even in heavy duty period knickers with a secure waistband I managed to bleed enough in my sleep that it bled UP MY ASS CRACK and proceeded to drip past the waistband and UP MY SPINE 💀💀💀
Today I'm obsessing over the fact that something as tiny and beautiful as a flower can tickle a nose so badly with just one sniff as to induce numerous fits of raucous, drenching sneezes
The imagery of nostrils flared wide over silky petals, an imminent explosion ready to blow them back and sometimes even loosen them altogether...A person sneezing with such immediacy after a delicate sniff that the flowers are instantly dripping, bowing under the weight of the answering spray...yeah. Going inSANE
Editing my fic and laughing over the fact that I have multiple times accidentally typed out 'S/teve' as 'sneeze'
Trying not to jinx it but my sinuses feel awful like I might be catching a cold 🙃