#nuckols

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Please critique my Greg Nuckols ’28 Programs’ routine : Fitness Please critique my Greg Nuckols '28 Programs' routine : Fitness I've been running GZCL variations for a couple of years now and I've kind of hit a wall with my bench and want to try something new.

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Please critique my Greg Nuckols ’28 Programs’ routine : Fitness Please critique my Greg Nuckols '28 Programs' routine : Fitness I've been running GZCL variations for a couple of years now and I've kind of hit a wall with my bench and want to try something new.

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Please critique my Greg Nuckols ’28 Programs’ routine : Fitness Please critique my Greg Nuckols '28 Programs' routine : Fitness I've been running GZCL variations for a couple of years now and I've kind of hit a wall with my bench and want to try something new.

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Video from my last meet.  1885 drug free at 242.  Since I've picked up quite a few new followers in the past couple of days, I figured I'd introduce myself to you guys  :)

[thegarrisonnuckols]

A Day in the life of a college student

       So, approximately an hour and a half ago I had my first Exam in Mechanics of Materials (which sounds more complex than what it actually is).  However, the test was far from the most exciting/interesting this that's happened in the past twelve hours I've been breathing.  For the purpose of this story you'll need a little more insight about me.  1) I'm a Mechanical Engineering student at Tennessee Tech 2) You have to study your ass off to get a D on most Engineering exams 3) I'm Intelligent 4) I have the worlds worst roommate (there will be a post dedicated to him entirely in the near future) 5) My shitty roommate is the worlds worst beer bum (Beer bum- (n) one that will always drink beer if it's around and promise to pay the initial owner back but never does so) 6) If I were to keep tally of money in beer my roommate owed me it would be between $200-$700 dollars (literally) 7)I'm a southern gentleman, so what a lady wants...she gets....giggity, and that should have you up to date for me to start my tale.  So, it's approximately 7pm yesterday (day before my exam) and I'm studying when I get a phone call.  It's a good friend who's drinking with a few more friends (some of which are very attractive females) accross town and asks me if I will drive them to a night club since they all are "tore up from the floor up".  Of course being the scholar I am, I shut my textbook immediately and say yes (even though I'm thundering my way through a six pack while I study math....try it sometime).  Actually, to be honest the big selling point was that I would get to drive them in my buddy's new truck (2012 full cab 1500 Silverado loaded....yeah it drove fucking awesome).  At any rate though, I leave to go over to the house to pick them up. Long story short the girls drank to much and I had to wait for them to get done puking and take them back home...this put me getting back to my apartment around 11:30pm or 12:30am EST if your OCD about specifics.  When I got there though, my roommate is outside making out with this girl in front of my apartment (obviously a card carrying member of the gutter slut community).  He keeps kissing her and pretends not to see me and as I'm 10ft past them of course he says, "Oh, hey brah (<-- tool lingo for friend or buddy) I totally didn't see you there."  As any educated individual would do, I pretended not to hear him and walked in.  When I walk in, all of my neighbors (from each side (I live in a tri-plex style town home apartment (can you parenthesize inside parenthesis?))) and a few buddies (the normal crew) are on my back porch conversation with two attractive young ladies I've never seen before.  Long story short, BB (beer bum aka my roommate) invited them over to hang out (and somehow talked them into it) but ditched them to catch oral herpes from skanky sally's esophagus.  So after talking with them for a bit they decide they hate my roommate almost as much as I do (which is currently at the level of loathe), and opens up the option of me asking for one of their hands in marriage (or both if I ever go Amish).  Anyway, they're drinking and want to play beer pong and the only beer in the fridge is a twelve pack I bought for BB (because I let one of my friends drink his cheap vodka while he wasn't there...not like it's a big deal but I hold myself accountable for shit).  Of course, I tell them they can use it to play beer pong.  Time goes by, and now it's 2am (haven't studied yet) and the "party" has dwindled down to everyone sitting in my living room watching USA's edited rendition of Borat.  At this point BB gets back from where ever the hell he was and walks into the kitchen (after annoyingly trying to talk to everyone during the movie).  First he sees the note on our dry-erase board on our fridge that the girls (future wives) I met left reading,"Josh is an Ass, We <3 Garrison".  After seeing all the love I got from the hoes (I do use that term affectionately) he promptly tells everyone to fuck themselves and then he opens the fridge and see's the beer is gone.  At this point, he ask where his Alah damn beer went to (actually he said God but I don't really play games with big guns upstairs) which I replied very smart-assly, "our stomachs." After a few minutes of verbal bickering and being embarrassed by my wit he simply tells the girls, and the rest of our guests they can fucking leave if they want to....which almost made me come unglued (but I didn't because the girls didn't want me to...imagine that) so everyone goes next door to finish the movie,I go to study, and my roommate stays in my place and jacks off to bestiality, sends money to Al-Queda, or another one of his personal hobbies.  So, as I sit here on the toilet after pulling an all-nighter, acing a test, and regretting the steak and shake I ate yesterday, I'm filled with joy not only for my success in the classroom, but the fact the just one more person thinks that my roommate is a jackass.  Oh Happy day.

[thegarrisonnuckols]

Some Insight

Alright, well, everyone needs an introduction right?  At least that's what everyone tells me.  So I suppose I'll just list a few abstract facts about myself, and let who ever is bored enough to read this piece them together to form a slight understanding of me.  I sort've like to make my own contractions.  I genuinely enjoy the taste of beer (I'm drinking one now).  My dating history has, for lack of a better term, been very "hit and miss".  I go through spurts of being extremely in shape and extremely out of shape.  My name is Rod, and I like to party (not really, that was just a hot rod reference so that you would know I like watching comedies...but I do like to party I guess).  Football is one of the many passions that drives my life.  I love West "By God" Virginia my the entirety of being (the state, coalmines, and especially the WVU athletics teams).  (I tend to use parenthesis a lot (for side thoughts)).  I love the lake (Watts Bar more precisely).  I get tired of listing facts usually after about 10-12 items so I'll stop typing in this format now.  Anyway you should know my name is Garrison and for now that should be good enough.