Open letter to Tom Hiddleston
Dear Mr Hiddleston,
I assure you, sir, that I was about to write you a deep, thoughtful note for the year 2016, but as you showed up nude on dashboard, I don't have particularly much to say.
...except: Have you any idea what you've done, good sir?
Yours a bit suspiciously, SWH
Ps. Thank you for the strategically placed "welcome". I'm not sure how I feel about it. Not as welcome as you might think.

















