Surviving Without Hiddles

Soooo. You’re not dating Tom Hiddleston then, huh? Don’t worry, me neither. I know what you’re going through, and I can help. I am a recognized expert on not dating Tom Hiddleston, and I'm here to help you cope with this unfortunate condition. Come here, have a seat, make yourself comfortable, and I’ll teach you how to survive without Hiddles.

[sophisticationgonebuckwild]

Bad news, dudes...

Some of you might’ve noticed I haven’t been updating my blogs in a while. This isn’t due to disinterest, hurries, or worries - unfortunately, I’ve lost access to my email account that’s connected to my Tumblr, and therefore can’t log in to my Tumblr account anywhere else than on my phone app (so hello!). The phone app is awful to use so text posts are basically out of question.

I’m trying to come up with some solution right now, so bare with me (again). I’ll let you know as soon as I’ve got this shit covered. If I don’t get my email account back, I’m forced to make a new Tumblr account and recreate my blogs with different urls. Will let you know how it goes and update the situation here via phone app.

Also, I’m a bit unreachable at Tumblr right now, so if you want to say hi or ask me anything, contact me via FB if you know me or ask for my FB or Instagram.

Very sorry about the unfortunate turn of events! I’ll keep you updated on any changes and will fix the situation as well as I can, as soon as I can. Until then… keep it up and stay tuned for updates.

[tomhiddleston-gifs]

“I just moved in.”

[survivingwithouthiddles]

This can't be good for anyone. I'm worried even for the balcony.

[survivingwithouthiddles]

I assume you saw the latest and greatest? From today. On Tom's birthday? Something about a new High Rise trailer. And also Tom being really rather very naked except for that dang towel? Yeah. It's been a rough day.

If you’re talking about the nude stress factor thrown upon our fragile fandom and the threathening test we’ve been put through during these hard times of abs, pecs and butts, then yes.

I’m banging the red alert button as we speak. The howling signal is drowning in all the moans and cries, but what I’m trying to say is………….

I hear ya

[hiddleston-daily]

A tweet from the birthday boy and a present for us. New trailer for High Rise.

[tlematimun]

the birthday boy in his birthday suit 

[survivingwithouthiddles]

*crashes the party late as usual*

WOOOOOO BIRFDAY PARTEEH YEAAAAAHHHHHH

Wait what

It already over? Oops...

Fandom status? Casualty count? SWH surveying on the crash site. Reports on survivor wellbeing welcome. Graveyard of broken dreams on your left, pile of unopened presents on the right. Emergency tent right ahead. We've got chocolate. Welcome. Tread carefully and be safe.

And for the love of god, blow out those candles before you burn something down. Like yourself.

[survivingwithouthiddles]

THE LAWN LOUNGER PICS!!!! ITS AN ATTACK!!!! HAAAALP!!!

Ah, yes. The hormonal integrity of every Hiddlestoner has been compromised, if not brutally violated. Immediate action recommended, preferably in the form of cold showers. Sitting with clothes on under running water of inhumanely chilly temperature and rocking self back and forth while crying loudly for mommy / favourite teddybear / any or every divine entity you can come up with (absolutely excluding Hiddles) is acceptable.

Once the ability to stand and mobilize limbs has returned, proceed to cover computer with a piece of clothing (NOT underwear, regardless of their own will to come off), or a towel, or bed covers, or any blanket, or possibly an anvil or a freight train, if available.

Godspeed. You can do it. It’ll be alright.

[freckletriangleofdoom]

OMFG.

All the triangles…they’re ALL mine. MINE. 

And that left pec frec. And the left ab frec. 

Mine. Mine I tell ya’s.

[ladytigrane]

@survivingwithouthiddles ITS AN ATTACK!!!!! DOOOO SOMETHINGGGG!!!!!!

[survivingwithouthiddles]

....umm if I throw random things around and yell convincing commands that have absolutely nothing to do with anything, will that help?

Ah, good!

NOW SIT YO ASS DOWN AND WHISTLE ME THE MELODY OF TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR BEFORE I THROW YOU WITH A SPOON! A BIG SPOON!

[survivingwithouthiddles]

Open letter to Tom Hiddleston

Dear Mr Hiddleston,

I assure you, sir, that I was about to write you a deep, thoughtful note for the year 2016, but as you showed up nude on dashboard, I don't have particularly much to say.

...except: Have you any idea what you've done, good sir?

Yours a bit suspiciously, SWH

Ps. Thank you for the strategically placed "welcome". I'm not sure how I feel about it. Not as welcome as you might think.

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Tom Hiddleston and new High-Rise photos. Some very nice ones…

[survivingwithouthiddles]

As if anyone is expected to get past the first one.

[heartfulloffandoms-deactivated2]

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

I needed to watch this frame by frame

[tomhiddleston-gifs]

Tom Hiddleston as Jonathan Pine in the new trailer for The Night Manager

[wintersrgeant]

Welcome to the high life…

[survivingwithouthiddles]

...most likely followed by a fandom downfall

[survivingwithouthiddles]

So I read your "Having Hobbies Without Hiddles" and I read 'knitting' as 'killing' and it didn't even phase me. I was like "oh that's a normal hobby right?" I didn't notice something was off until after I read the post. I had to reread it. I might need some sleep..

Ummm, well. That’s not at all worrying. But yes, sleep sounds good. You should sleep. Not kill. Maybe even knit, but not kill.

Also, legal disclaimer:

I’m hereby renouncing any responsibility of any aggressive behaviour among my followers possibly caused by my misread survival tips or even the correctly read ones, and am appealing to my above recommendation not to kill anyone as my official and public position on violence, which should prove me not quilty in court for any provocation to civil disorder.

……….just in case.

[survivingwithouthiddles]

Making friends without Hiddles

Without the charms and wits of Hiddles, getting to know people and befriending those complex creatures is not a walk in the park. (Though a walk in the park might help.) But don't you worry! Here is the basic step-by-step guide on friend-making:

Approach target. Make eye contact. Verbalize your thoughts. Censor any inappropriate content. (Examples on inappropriate content: screaming senselessly, giggling without explaining, describing your bodily state in detail, asking about other people's bodily state in detail.) Seek to connect by finding something you have in common with the target. Discreetly arrange further meetings to maintain contact. Express stuff. Share thingies. Listen and so forth. Proceed to establish and formalize the friendship by replacing half of verbal communication with disturbing sounds and faces and exclamations like "duuude" (regardless of target's gender).

In the unlikely case of any of this backfiring, pretend you were talking to your cat all along.

Also, start carrying a cat with you. Don’t name the cat Tom.

[vikander]

Tom Hiddleston speaks onstage during The Night Manager panel as part of the AMC Networks portion of This is Cable 2016 Television Critics Association Winter Tour at Langham Hotel on January 8, 2016 in Pasadena, California.

[survivingwithouthiddles]

Ohhhhhh WOW take a look at that...................really nice jacket

[survivingwithouthiddles]

Having hobbies without Hiddles

Hobbies. You know. That stuff people do repeatedly on their sparetime for enjoyment. Wha...? Well yes, staring at photos of Hiddles is a sort of a hobby, but possibly not the most productive one, so I suggest coming up with alternatives. No... Not that... That's... That's not... Oh whatever.

Try exercising. Or sports. Or cooking. Or collecting stamps. Or art. Or music. Or pets. Or yoga. Or knitting. Or charity work. Or reading. Or writing. If none of the forementioned works, you can always take up regular screaming and running around in aimless circles.

....you're doing that already? Wonderful!! There you go!