Jul 19
i should make more nuke comics with shashlik and maksim salad on the side
#nukeyyyie.... nukekun...#maksim and shashlik both think he's like a shared hallucination slash imaginary friend they see when they go to the hospital#because he never does anything himself. they sit in an empty little room he always checks what's wrong then goes to “call on a nurse”.#and then the nurse never already knows what they're there to do so they must be copeseeing an alien anime boy doctor...#whenever they meet maksim gives him a single big big unwanted kiss on the mouth sometimes 10 minutes after they've already met. to catch hi#off guard. they just generally act with him like an imaginary friend you really like but is sometimes annoying...#yell at him and cry on him and be weird. nuke does not like them (?).#but he kinda does THEY'RE SO OPEN THEY'RE SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT HIM.#nuke makes going to the hospital like going to an amusement park themed after your favorite character and meeting your favorite character.#and then A introduces herself to him and their world comes crashing down but they have to play it really cool about to faint like#“oh yeah obviously you can see him it's just an inside joke. because we love him so much.”#ocs#standard ikejime