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im slacking on my team tasks like the hypocrite bum i am but i know this is the right choice because im drawing the most delicious beautiful cloth rendering ive done maybe ever to the point where it can only be a sign

#the colors are melting on my tongue bro ohh yeah dark blues and bright turquoise and purple shifts and gold shimmers oh yeah keep going

this team project is making me like hitleristically unemphatic. your Grand grandma died? grand grand, twice? you are 24 years, that's what they do? i fail to see how this could catch you off guard. if your tasks aren't pushed to your github branch by the end of the week you're getting a strike.

#disclaimer: this is a joke post meant for humoristic use only. i acknowledge people can feel sad their grandma's mom died “unexpectedly”(?)#furthermore i state that my callous eye is due to my only living grandgrandma beating on my dad when he was a kid #as well as putting her food in his family's fridge which was empty as they were starving and not letting them have any #and if you disagree with me i will guilt trip you #i rest my case

evilvillain123456789

the phone isnt evil. she wants to help you, to connect you, to provide convenience so you can be present in your life. she wants you to be connected to your world and the people and things around you. when you use the phone as an avoidance tool it causes her pain. it hurts her when you doomscroll, when you dissociate into short form videos or get angry and fight in the comments. its a misuse of her abilities and she feels it as emotional and physical pain. look at her cracked, greasy screen, her scuffed case. all she wanted was to remind you about your schedule and you do this to her. haven't you hurt her enough?

quaintpanic

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

nausea is the last resort of self expression when words are unavailable . sometimes you really want to express a sentiment or idea but cannot as much as allude to it and all you can do is feel like you're gonna throw up

#i think a lot a lot a lot multiple times a day sometimes about the visage of a pipe entering my head like clay #my brain is trying to reach a soft landing pad as it drags through concrete and gravel☝️☝️☝️

trying to convince my ex to start transitioning and my homegirl to break up with her girlfriend on everyone's soul we're having this hot girl summer one way or another

#im joking #a little bit

trying to convince my ex to start transitioning and my homegirl to break up with her girlfriend on everyone's soul we're having this hot girl summer one way or another

#im joking #a little bit

i keep waking up with full body jolts where the only thing in my mind for that second is PANIC or I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING or CRISIS and then i can't go back to sleep because my heart rate is too high and im nervous in my whole body. but that's probably fine.

your most unemployed friend will try most hardest to convince you to somehow go to a 20€ ticket rave at your most 9€ to your name time And i don't even like raves 🍒🎂

#keep trying man #yeah one more time

moment for my shoes #myshoes

#which i should really give a polish to #so facking comfortable too🤤🤤

30yo mutual still reblogs tumblypoo quirkchungus posts the old fashioned way

#i like it. you're still here for the original purpose.

every single little minute thing in the world is designed to make me want to kill myself rn and its working

#no monster energy from school bus was late guy who sat next to me smelled so bad i genuinely stood up in that moment and ive been #trying so so so hard not to cry and im so nauseous ive been on the verge of throwing up god please please please can i feel for a second for #any reason that i genuinely should keep living and not die #a lady looked me in the eye and spoke and i asked “sorry?” and then she said she's talking on her Bluetooth headphones #WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME THEN

i want to make 0 note posts for money perhaps in the future forever

been doing this mix of rice soy sauce and truffle mayonnaise i call The Heavy because a bowl of it lays like a lead ball in your stomach try my recipe boy

#i used to make another version in romania a few years ago id call The Slop/Sludge(?) it was rice cream cheese soy sauce and fish roe cream #and it was delicious #this is also really rich and tasty ngl #try my recipe boy perhaps a little bit before you go like trek through a forest in the cold which this will nourish you for perfectly

can't stop stroking my rat tails my shit too soft and silky this behavior is causing hairloss if you love something let it go or whatever

and my bathroom doorknob fell off 🍒🎂

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