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from now on i will be fully homophobic. straight isn't right either. i think humans shouldn't be touching eachother past infancy.

#4 people on the couch: my friend's friend my friend her appendix and me. i get up to eat my food on the chair. appendix turns to my friend #and whispers: she's so- my friend: yeah i told you she's so autistic #okay.#later #we're watching the most unsexy shitty shark horror movie (not jaws) i hear loud passionate kissing and moaning i turn around #they're basically in clothed cowgirl.#right now #what blesses my ears #“hey i put some honey in our cup of tea it'll be good for our throats.” OUR? JUST SHARE ONE.#GETTING IN ARGUMENTS ABOUT HOW IT'S TOO HOT TO DRINK AND GINGER IS ACTUALLY BAD FOR YOUR THROAT AND IT CAUSES INFLAMMATION #YOU PEOPLE DO KETAMINE TOGETHER #DRINK YOUR TEA EAT YOUR FUCKING SPICY FOOD FOR YOUR INFLAMED THROAT OH MY GOD #IT'S NOT THAT THAT'S GONNA KILL YOU #oh yeah and they're obviously like babytalking and couplespeaking the whole time. sorry. i don't understand. ive been in relationships.#they don't lobotomize me like this. i had no fun with my friend in romania. and they just want to eat at mcdonalds all the time and see #nothing and do nothing. and im in the bathroom for a break and appendix is complaining about not understanding the movie. its fucking sharks #omfg

pregnant and it's an art fight attack in labor on the submission page

#but there's UI complications. it might need to be delivered via dm-section.#okay in all seriousness truly a website made by DeviantArt users terrible terrible interface

kalashnikov, la trae terciada

#the hair setup in the back is the short part into a bun then the rat tails braided and crossed up and over it so they stick out #like antennas #try my recipe boy #oh yeah getting my tan back yup yup yuuup

#staying home for this miniouting and joining the one later im sincerely sick of this new honeymoon ass relationship. i know im being a #prudish judgemental puriteen genzer but i don't like it when im talking to just my friend who im close to in the group and all of a sudden #her new appendix is in her lap kissing with tongue and getting hickeys when it's like 1pm and im having a coffee #and now i need to look somewhere else.#oh my god. stop.#i don't wanna hear you kissing in the back of the uber behind me ITS MIDNIGHT WE ARE IN ROMANIA. YOU ARE ENDANGERING ALL OF US. KEEP IT #IN YOUR PANTS #no but how bad does it have to be to the point where i don't want to hang out with you. sincerely makes me so uncomfortable to have a #normal ass conversation with someone in my apartment BOOM TOUCHING TONGUES IN FRONT OF ME. 5 minutes later BOOM AGAIN. AGAIN. AGAIN.#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HOSTING 3 PEOPLE. i have the space and it's fine but the appendix wasnt supposed to be staying with my friend #got together like a week ago btw. come on

couples in my environment give me hives especially when one is way less nonchalant what do you mean you're mad because you want the both of you to eat pudding at the same time with specifically the same size and model of spoon so you're freaking out looking through my cutlery for two matching teaspoons im not used to housing fags.

kikmessenger

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

kikmessenger

skips a stone over a few posts

pyrotechnotomy

sister broke my favorite ring ive had for 5 years by knocking it to the ground from the high inaccessible place i put it so it wouldn't get knocked to the ground. why why why why why why why why why why why why why

pyrotechnotomy

goulash flavor instant soup because if im hurt i want the hungarians to suffer with me

sister broke my favorite ring ive had for 5 years by knocking it to the ground from the high inaccessible place i put it so it wouldn't get knocked to the ground. why why why why why why why why why why why why why

#why why why god why me. and it's agate and it had such beautiful striations. and i can glue it but it will be weakened. fuck.

unearthed these antiquities because i miss marbeel

#my art #ocs #aaah beel.. beel and her half human brother Prion that was had by the previous beelzebub with a human even though she was only supposed to #give virgin asexual “birth” to beel as her “reincarnation” so prion is her unwanted halfbrother but also her illegitimate son #but also her nothing and her deserting soldier above all.#i should post the rest of deadlysins sometime #soon #and prion.

mizuthe-cat

sometimes you name your oc something stupid and it sticks and you cannot change it so you just have a guy named Hoobry Styloobs now

#a and purplething and nuke and lusa and red and cyan

our sexy fertile amazing coffee machine broke after 4 years of dutiful servitude and instead of getting it fixed my parents are trying to use this as an opportunity for "everyone drinking less coffee" except it doesn't work and now mommy has me cutting up the pods of the machine to make into loose ground coffee to have for boiling (also done by me) im literally a little coffee slave tending to the coffeelings of the old machine to raise them into big coffees following the death of their mouther.

oh my god someone ask or tell me about something characters subjects please i need to walk for like half an hour more headphones dead no tram coming and im so bored i might explode

#i got off the bus and someone had an actually amazing dog on it like a crusty white dog but very clean and soft looking and very large?#not with big dog long limb proportions just normal little stumpydog proportions but the size of a goat

i should make more nuke comics with shashlik and maksim salad on the side

#nukeyyyie.... nukekun...#maksim and shashlik both think he's like a shared hallucination slash imaginary friend they see when they go to the hospital #because he never does anything himself. they sit in an empty little room he always checks what's wrong then goes to “call on a nurse”.#and then the nurse never already knows what they're there to do so they must be copeseeing an alien anime boy doctor...#whenever they meet maksim gives him a single big big unwanted kiss on the mouth sometimes 10 minutes after they've already met. to catch hi #off guard. they just generally act with him like an imaginary friend you really like but is sometimes annoying...#yell at him and cry on him and be weird. nuke does not like them (?).#but he kinda does THEY'RE SO OPEN THEY'RE SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT HIM.#nuke makes going to the hospital like going to an amusement park themed after your favorite character and meeting your favorite character.#and then A introduces herself to him and their world comes crashing down but they have to play it really cool about to faint like #“oh yeah obviously you can see him it's just an inside joke. because we love him so much.”#ocs #standard ikejime

ik im living my life better rn because my nails are growing again

#whenever i know im not living right my nails are constantly short and brittle and breaking. they're growing slanted rn because i play with #them but they're growing... almost the length of the pink part... (not very long. why i grow them in the first place.)#but awesome nonetheless

can you pick where your billboards are placed? you can right. the thought of passing an empty one and thinking wow it's in such a good frequented location so you like call the advertisement company because you want that billboard is kinda really beautiful.

vermilionstarlight

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

got taken by the wave of my inner abstract comedic bits at a cafe with drinks titled "gibraltar" and "cortado" and "alkatraz" and loudly told my sister im gonna get the sodom and gomorrah special if it's still in stock

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