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Sun: Ok Hau stop it Gladion's not into me

Hau: Asssssk hiiiiiiim

Sun: Not having this conversation with you Hau

Hau: Ok but yes we are and you're asking him

Sun: No he'd think that's stupid anyway

Hau: SUN

Hau: U GOTTA

Hau: GO FOR IT

Hau: YOULL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT

Sun: STOP YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD :P

Sun: PLUS HE'S GONNA THINK IT'S WEIRD AND THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GAY THE ONES I LIKE ARE ALWAYS HETERO AS FUCK I DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

Hau: Lmao he's so obviously into you and you're such a dork

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

{While this is part of the very ridiculous Hansenverse AU, you don’t need to read anything else in the series to understand this. It’s just cute GladiSun slow burn. As long as you’re aware of common headcanons, you’ll understand. I’ve spent like a year on this because I took a long break somewhere near the beginning, so please enjoy!!! :D }

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Even though we all know you adore Gladion to the extreme, you've got to admit that Rotom wasn't so wrong about Ilima being such a "dreamboat" at first glance.

“I don’t know why everyone thinks I ‘adore’ Gladion... Why are so many people suddenly accusing me of that? But... Yes, Ilima looks nice. I didn’t say ‘dreamboat,’ and I didn’t even say attractive, because that would imply I’m into boys, which I’m not, ahem, um... But yeah. He looks nice. Um...”

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That one flirty Ace Trainer at Poni Plains seems fond of you. Wonder what Gladion would say...

“Ummm...” Sun looked at the floor, his face threatening to heat the air around him to 100 degrees. “He... He did call me babe... And... Um... He was pretty attractive... But I think he was just being nice, to be honest. Besides... I’m not currently in a relationship with Gladion. I don’t even think he likes me.”

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Man, I was hanging out with Gladion, having a few drinks between old Team Skull buddies and ALL he talked about was how cute you were and how much he wanted to kiss you.

Sun’s face turned the color of a plum. “Wh…What? He… He was? Are you sure that was Gladion? That doesn’t really… Ahem, sound like Gladion…” He closed his eyes and tried to breathe deeply. He didn’t want to lose his cool right now. “Well… If you see him, tell him I have some papers related to the Ultra Beast Crisis Aftermath Coalition… Ahem, yeah, that’s right, that’s what I need to talk to him about…”

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Alola's top magazine interviewer here! Say Champion, rumor has it that you may be having a romantic relationship with Aether Foundation's very own Gladion. What do you have to say to this rumor?

Sun blushed deeply and the words fried his brain. “Uh… Um… W-Well, you see, um… Eh em, that’s really not important to my status as Champion. I don’t see why you’re a-asking, t-to be honest…”