#nultwintig

[mauerfrau]

* me

How the fuck is this guy allowed to be a city? You know? He’s got, like, 18 kids or something, all different moms. He’s either high or drunk when you meet him. And yet people don’t think I can be a good city? What the fuck?! I’m 10 times more responsible than him! I do my work and don’t go around making human kids everywhere! 

*takes another drink*

I mean, I guess he’s not too bad sometimes. But he needs some fucking training or something. And don’t get me started on his fucking capitalism.

[bestyork-blog]

#i didnt raise you boys to lie #then again i didnt really raise you--

chris they get their lying and tumultuous emotional states from you 

[rozovyysneg]

&& —– ;; nultwintig​ | call.

And you thought that was a smart idea... why?

[dulcedelecheymate-archive-blog]

nultwintig ha respondido a tu publicación “When you think humanity can’t get worse someone goes and surprises you...”

What did humanity do this time around?

I was almost done with my shift

then these people come to trhe hospital impaled by tons of shards of porcelain and a concusion because they thought the toilet was the perfect place for wild fucking and I had to stay there for the rest of the night

[nabordadomundo-blog]

nultwintig replied to your post: chinhands-have-we-met-before-ya-look: 

[ grins ] Ah, maybe I just can’t help it. Didn’t know if you’d recognise me as a chick. [ wink ] I can’t recall much but ‘hey’ anyway.

“You underestimate me. “I’m not so distracted by boobs that I completely ignore a face. Is there a reason you’ve changed?

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nultwintig ha respondido a tu publicación: Wine glass

“Twenty for a bj is really low– dude. Well, good for running away: guys that lowball probably have some stds or somethin’.”

“I know right? But I couldn’t just let those 20 go. Imagine all the stuff I could buy with it. Like beer” Sighs “How much would you charge for a bj?”

[dulcedelecheymate-archive-blog]

Wine glass

“One time a dude offered me 20 bucks for a blowjob. I took the money and ran away. I think he still curses me to this day but it was his own fault for trusting me”