#number jokes

[littledidiknow]

Just realized his roman numeral tattoo is “666.” Died laughing.

[mandatoryrollercoaster]

Null

I mean, it’s true but there’s no reason to be mean about it.

[wren-phoenix]

so apparently the new funny number is 67. it seems to replace the number 69. This has very dark implications that, since 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, that 7 did so in an attempt to replace it in the funny number and is holding 6 hostage

[the-drokainian]

Why is 7 the scariest number?

Because 6, 7 8 and 7 8 9!

[carrotsundae]

Ninety seven, ninety eight, ninety nine, ninety ten

[how-to-become-loric]

My friend has a joke like this. Except it’s why is Eight afraid of Five. She says it just to spite me. The jerk.

[dailydadjoke]

Classic Numbers

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

‘Cause Seven Eight Nine!

[captainfine-ass]

You know what happens when your sword fighting name is a #

My friend: * Shows a picture of the number one*

Me: Oh would you look at that you made a name joke....

My friend: Hahahah get it because your name is One.

Me: God damn it...